Zenith_the_Simp
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Open Hearts by Dinofanx, Zenith_the_Simp
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
14 Feb 2025
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Perhaps for the same reason Odysseus believes a siren will one day be his undoing, he can't seem to stay away from the serpent. Diomedes should consider himself a fool for that.
For the past two days, Odysseus acted as if nothing had happened. Since Diomedes was the one wronged, supposedly it was up to him to dictate the course of their relationship from this point onward. He assures himself that's what he is doing right now as he enters Odysseus' tent.
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Celebrating Glory's 15th Anniversary!
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07 Nov 2025
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sorry i laughed so hard i woke up the child
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When Albedo had asked Kaeya to assist him with the creation of a ‘Frostshield cream against the cold’, he anticipated a myriad of scenarios. Yet none of them prepared him for the sight of his Test Subject—groaning and wriggling in the reclined seat while sprouting a massive hard-on.
“Kaeya, are you hard?” he said nonchalantly while squeezing slightly around the prominent arousal.
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07 Nov 2025
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im laughing so hard at "show me how the cavalry does it" it truly is peak
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Speedrunning the Hero's Journey by Anonymous
Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon), 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Live Action TV), 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán
22 Oct 2025
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Ye Xiu is the Hero destined to defeat the Demon King, and he is going to do it in record time.
Su Mucheng is his very confused party member.
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23 Oct 2025
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sobbing crying also laughing a lot i read this on a public bus and i think the others were concerned
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“Any challenge is a worthwhile endeavor,” Varka replies. “But if you’re worried about being fair or giving me a handicap…” Flins certainly hadn’t said that, but now he’s curious, and he grows more curious as Varka withdraws a scrap of fabric from one pocket. “Play blindfolded.”
The challenge whets Flins’s appetite. He isn’t the kind of fae who exults in games of chance but rather ones of wit and strategy, and he was fond of collecting intelligent men like glittering baubles at the Belyi Tsar’s court. “If I am to handicap myself, then I should receive a greater reward if I win, don’t you think?” he asks, the words out of his mouth before he can help them, for he, like all fae, loves a bargain.
When a bad storm strands Varka at Flins's lighthouse, the two play chess to pass the time. After beating Varka twice, Flins agrees to play with a blindfold, provided the loser owe the winner a boon.
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The Commodore's Request by Count_Snarcula for Tio_The_Walrus
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
26 Jan 2022
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An idea sparked in James' mind, but he wasn't sure if Jack would be amenable. As was always the case with his favorite pirate, he got more than he bargained for.