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The rover is unsure of what to do.
The humans didn't know either.
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Change is scary - but some things stay constant, and you're always glad to have someone beside you for them.
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He’d already removed her dress, leaving her naked, whist he was still fully clothed.
“Always knew you’d be under me, one day.” He smirked, “gods I’m going to have you screaming.”
Hermione gasped out, feeling his lips on her neck.
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After a bad break up, Hermione leaves a one night stand, with more than she expected.
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I Hope This Letter Finds You Well by mysterydragonss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2024
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Hermione writes to Draco whilst he serves out his sentence in Azkaban.
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Malfoy,
I come in peace, even if hearing from me in this way brings you anything but. Your late wife has named me as one of your son’s guardians, as I am sure you are already aware. I’d express my condolences for your loss, but Theo has heavily suggested to me that your marriage with Astoria was not one based in either love or respect. I shall instead express my sadness that your son will not get the chance to know his mother. I am sorry.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do (unless that would contain the words ‘fuck’ and ‘off’, in which case, keep those comments to yourself.)
Yours sincerely,
Hermione J Granger
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- Part 1 of I Hope This Letter Finds You Well
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It isn't often Hermione Granger does stupid things, but making up a boyfriend to avoid pity from her ex and saying she'll bring the made up man to a couple's getaway certainly could be classified as one of her stupider moments. Enter Draco Malfoy, who suggests an arrangement: they pose as a couple long enough for her to keep her pride, and for him to better the Malfoy name by dating a war heroine. What could go wrong?
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Hermione somehow lands the role of Trip Sitter for Draco Malfoy, who is spiralling after jilting his bride.
Chaos ensues.
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Oh hell yeah polyjuice parlour author at it again
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Game, Set, Match! Or, There Was Only One Seat! by Gr8t_78
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2024
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**Top Ten 2024 Dramione Fic for Banter & Snark-- chosen by Reddit **
There's one seat open at Wimbledon's Centre Court for the 2001 semi-final match, but somehow, two people have tickets claiming it. Who wins when Draco and Hermione square off?
Maybe both of them.