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Non-magical modern AU - Marauders/Wolfstar
Sirius attends a charity rock gig organised by his best friend's girlfriend, and the tall, quiet bassist catches his eye...
Basically just a thing I wrote after listening to Belle & Sebastian's 'Dress up in you' a million times.
Quite sexy.
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16 Nov 2025
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NEW SHIP ALERT
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He’d already removed her dress, leaving her naked, whist he was still fully clothed.
“Always knew you’d be under me, one day.” He smirked, “gods I’m going to have you screaming.”
Hermione gasped out, feeling his lips on her neck.
Or
After a bad break up, Hermione leaves a one night stand, with more than she expected.
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I Hope This Letter Finds You Well by mysterydragonss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2024
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Hermione writes to Draco whilst he serves out his sentence in Azkaban.
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Malfoy,
I come in peace, even if hearing from me in this way brings you anything but. Your late wife has named me as one of your son’s guardians, as I am sure you are already aware. I’d express my condolences for your loss, but Theo has heavily suggested to me that your marriage with Astoria was not one based in either love or respect. I shall instead express my sadness that your son will not get the chance to know his mother. I am sorry.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do (unless that would contain the words ‘fuck’ and ‘off’, in which case, keep those comments to yourself.)
Yours sincerely,
Hermione J Granger
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- Part 1 of I Hope This Letter Finds You Well
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It isn't often Hermione Granger does stupid things, but making up a boyfriend to avoid pity from her ex and saying she'll bring the made up man to a couple's getaway certainly could be classified as one of her stupider moments. Enter Draco Malfoy, who suggests an arrangement: they pose as a couple long enough for her to keep her pride, and for him to better the Malfoy name by dating a war heroine. What could go wrong?
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Hermione somehow lands the role of Trip Sitter for Draco Malfoy, who is spiralling after jilting his bride.
Chaos ensues.
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12 Nov 2025
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Oh hell yeah polyjuice parlour author at it again
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Game, Set, Match! Or, There Was Only One Seat! by Gr8t_78
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2024
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**Top Ten 2024 Dramione Fic for Banter & Snark-- chosen by Reddit **
There's one seat open at Wimbledon's Centre Court for the 2001 semi-final match, but somehow, two people have tickets claiming it. Who wins when Draco and Hermione square off?
Maybe both of them.
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When the Ministry hands down a decree banning marriages and pregnancies for three years, Hermione Granger is outraged! Nobody is going to tell her she can't get married. And if playboy Auror Draco Malfoy is going to pretend to marry her, it'll just prove her point to the Minister of Magic.
It's the principle of the thing!
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- Part 1 of The Anti-Marriage Law
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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08 Nov 2025
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This is hilarious I love it just enough plot
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Tuesdays are gone.
And the only ones who seem to realize it are Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy.
Together, they must battle Ministry bureaucracy, solve cosmic riddles, and survive a gaggle of absurdities without murdering each other or worse...Falling in love
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28 Oct 2025
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Cathedrals of Discard has a certain ring to it... very alluring
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On her birthday, Hermione will come into her omega, and nothing can stop it.
Fate comes for her when her parents arrange a marriage to a blonde-haired prince whom she can't stand but her omega adores.
At least she assumes it’s her omega.
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Hermione was hoping for a peaceful holiday in the Italian countryside, celebrating Blaise & Luna.
Draco just wanted an excuse to chase a few skirts and drink copious amounts of wine.
Their plans are disrupted when they discover that both of their exes have made it onto the guest list.
So in the interest of self preservation, they come to an agreement of sorts. A plus one protocol — if you will. Just for the week.
What's the worst that could happen?
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24 Oct 2025
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Finished chapter 8 so sweeeet
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"No, no, no, NOOO!!!" he whispered, a desperate, frantic sound. "Please, no."
His eyes scanned the floor. A glint of gold caught his attention, a bright spot against the gloom. There, lying on the stone, was his time turner. He practically threw himself at it, his hands trembling. The Time-Turner, a delicate, ornate thing with the words "Don't break this, Scorpius" engraved on the side, was shattered. The intricate hourglass was cracked, its sand spilled out onto the floor like a trail of liquid gold. The chain was snapped in two. It was worthless. And with it, now he is stuck in an unknown time.
Every choice has a price, and every move is a gamble. Can Scorpius outwit destiny, or will time come calling for its debt? Join him as he juggles parenting his own father, playing matchmaker for his parents, and trying to tiptoe through history without causing a tidal wave. After all, not every battle is fought with wands; some are won on the chessboard.
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23 Oct 2025
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This was so scrumptious ugh so eloquently written
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The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations by Molivier
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.
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teenage goo-goo muck by ifonlyicouldshift
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Mean Girls (2004)
19 Oct 2025
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Regina George. How do you even begin to describe Regina George?
Definitely not a rebel, for one. But she is.
After messing around at a basement concert with none other than Rodrick Heffley, she's shocked to see him at North Shore High.
So is he.
(i can't write blurbs for shit but i promise it'll be a fun read)
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So Damn Pathetic! by thedarlings_1977
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
16 Oct 2025
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Rodrick Heffley and Regina George get stuck together in the music room overnight. She realises the more she insults him the harder he gets. She decides to make use of the time they are stuck.
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22 Oct 2025
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History is being made here
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Sirenaded by Hermione Granger by DarkCloud190, Pensieve_Podfics, softkombucha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2025
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When Draco Malfoy is assigned a case in Tahiti, it gets exponentially worse when he finds out his partner is Hermione Granger from the Department of Mysteries. She insists on walking around in short sundresses, sweat glistening on her tanned skin like bloody diamonds in the sand.
He can do this. He can survive a few days with the witch he is disgustingly besotted with without her being any the wiser.
Unfortunately, due to Potter's incompetence, they have to share a room, and she is wearing the tiniest pair of little sleep shorts he's ever seen.
And he's definitely not imagining peeling her out of them and worshipping her like she is Aphrodite.
If only his cock would get the message.
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12 years since the war, and Draco Malfoy has been living a quiet, non-magical life in West London until a person from his past walks into his bookshop and turns his life upside down.
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or: the notting hill au
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Hermione is on her way to Aberdeen for a wedding, and finds herself with a most inhospitable seat mate who has no regard for correct train etiquette. Surely there is no way this combination ends with her having sex with said seat mate a few hours later…
or: the one where Draco has to sit in second class and gets an orgasm out of it
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“Or you’ll die. Really.”
Hermione put all the derision she was capable of projecting colour those words, allowing it to just hang in the air.
“Granger, you have no idea the impact those periwinkle ruffles had on me,” Draco said defensively, before immediately looking at his feet again — the bloody coward.
She scoffed. “Ha! I think you saw your first exposed collarbone and it broke your brain.”
Blaise turned to Draco. “I mean, she’s not wrong, mate. That’s basically what happened.”
“Shut it, Zabini. Granger, I realise I’m not your favourite person and I understand why this is hard for you to accept —”
“You just told me you made an Unbreakable Vow in bloody fourth year — something that Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass over here helped with — that you would have sex with me before you graduated from Hogwarts. And now if you don’t shag me in the next few days, you'll die. Not just sex with someone, full stop, mind you. It has to be sex with me. Muggle-born, notorious swot and insufferable know-it-all Hermione Jean Granger. Me.”
Draco swallowed. “Yes. It has to be you.”
“I call bullshit.”
8th Year Fuck or Die AU. Enjoy!
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Draco’s mouth falls open.
He clutches his cookie and ignores the shower of crumbs littering his grey cashmere fingerless gloves.
He can’t decide if he wants to fuck this girl or fight with her. Maybe both? Maybe at the same time?
“So—you’re upset,” he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys.
She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury.
He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics.
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- Part 1 of Chaos Theory
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19 Oct 2025
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Good vibes all round