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Cherri Bomb isn't the redemption type of chick, she doesn't give a shit about being good and pure--she only participates because Angie would want her to, despite the fact that he doesn't return her calls.
With Lilith finally having returned the hotel has quite a bit of changing to do, especially with its two newest residents, a fallen Lute and an estranged Vox.
(It's more interesting than it sounds haha I'm just trying to not give anything away)
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When Ryan Howard wakes up tangled in bed with his former boss, Michael Scott his first thought is as follows.
"oh shit."
How does one deliberate having hooked up with their boss? He was high. yeah, that's the perfect excuse.
There's no reason this needs to go any further--but it's Michael Scott, so don't get your hopes up.
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Since Vox tried to make his partnership with Alastor official the Radio Demon hasn't been himself.
He's been evasive and quiet and distant, so when Vox wakes up sick and asks Alastor for the simple favor of bringing him some marshmallow Peeps, it serves as a test for Alastor's devotion.
it was never about the Peeps. Just about whether or not he would care enough to show up.
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Every chef has a first meal from scratch, every killer has a first victim--seventeen year old Alastor Hartfelt has both at the same time.
Unbeknownst to him, there’s something intoxicating about indulging yourself in your own kill.
There are techniques, texture profiles, preparation methods and entirely different flavorful experiences–but don’t give the boy an earful just yet–he’s still a lot to learn.
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- Part 1 of les péchés du démon de la radio
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Michael has a new idea for an office bonding activity! the cafe disco! what better way to test it out than with his favorite washed up wunderkind boyfriend?
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inspired by the deposition episode of the office and one of my favorite writers--Yokiter's fanfic (I forget what its called just check out his page)
There aren't many things worse than having your diary leaked to an entire office of people who already think you're stupid.
there also aren't many things worse than having your crush's diary leaked and now everybody is crapping on both of you because of the way he talks about you.
Ryan Howard is so embarrassed by the exposure of Michael Scott's diary for the Jan Levinson trial.
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He had to do it.
they were gonna delete him--he had to save himself.
what better way to show that he's worthy of living then altering a human mind?
What has he done?
Caine can't sleep, can't stop singing and singing and singing to quiet the voices and everybody hates him despite his one purpose being to help them.
it drives a man a bit... crazy doesn't it?
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
it won't be a stylish marriage
I cant afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet--
...no.
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me balançant avec mon ombre aux heures du matin by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Mar 2026
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per the norm Alastor wakes up from another dream about the smoky taste of his father's flesh and reflects on his cannibalistic exploits. if they're already up, why not use the ambiance as a backdrop for some romance?
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- Part 1 of Romancer Mon Ombre
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(post-crystalized) When Nya became one with the ocean Zane shut off his emotions to cope with the loss. She's back now, and his emotions are strong again.. maybe too strong as he begins seeing her in a different light. He grows increasingly distant with her and Jay and Pixal are determined to find out why. [Bluewire/Jay x Pixal] [Braincellshipping/Nya x Zane] pls review!
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THE GREAT OUTDOORS--WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO WI-FI!? YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE FUN!!! by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
28 Sep 2025
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(Episode 13 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe)
Cole is finally realizing and grappling with his feelings for Nya, and he plans on taking a weekend long camping trip.
He's gonna live off the land, eat bugs and whatever and sleep under the stars in complete silence--too bad Nya has other plans.
Because of Nya's OWN denial, Cole is stuck babysitting loud, whiney Jay on his camping trip.
Jay isn't a camper.
At all.
He doesn't get why you can't bring nothing but Takis and Mountain Dew, but it won't be ALL bad, right?
Meanwhile Kai is DETERMINED to woo Skylor, but none of his attempts are working!
Lloyd couldn't POSSIBLY know anything about romance--i mean, maybe if he wore hair gel, Harumi would've gone for him.
...wait that's rude.
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THE RETURN OF LORD--*checks notes*--PRESIDENT OF THE H.O.A. GARMADON! by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
25 Sep 2025
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(Episode 12 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe)
Lloyd just can't catch a break!
Of course his crazy dad somehow followed him to this world--and OF COURSE he lives next door.
AND OF COURSE HE HAS AN AWFUL LEAF BLOWER!
Meanwhile everything is running smoothly with Cole and Nya at the auto shop and somebody HAS to come to upset the rhythm!
Of course he's super cool, and Cole isn't j-jealous or anything!!!
At the same time as this Jay is BORED and NATURALLY that means that he and Pix need to stir thing up a bit--and what better way to do that than Rickrolling Walmart?Series
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- 1/1
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(Episode 11 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe)
It's a standard day for Kai Smith--drinking coke while he blares Taylor Swift and lounges in a hammock with sunglasses and perfect hair--, that is, until a new girl moves next door.
She's AMAZING--the way her red hair shines in the sunlight, he's down BAD!
Too bad she isn't impressed by his tactics!
He's gotta find out how to woo her.
Meanwhile Jay takes notice of ANOTHER new neighbor (cuz they're coming in droves), this guy is CREEPY.
Those beady red eyes and purple streaks in his grey hair.
He even SOUNDS creepy!
And that NECK!--ugh he's awful!
Jay is determined to find out more about him, like is he a cannibal? Does he wear socks with sandals? He'll find out at all costs!--if he doesn't get caught first...Series
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Pixal casually annihilating Zane's fangirls for the heck of it by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
25 Sep 2025
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(Episode 10 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe)
Zane's very.. desirable.
Pixal understands this fact ENTIRELY--but that doesn't mean it doesn't PISS her off!
So naturally when Zane is scheduled to tutor the cheerleaders at Cleveland High School in math she does the obvious thing: comes along to make sure they don't try to pull anything.
If they as much as LOOK at her boyfriend they're gonna get it, too bad stereotypical Dhar Mann cheerleaders don't take hints very well.
...ha. Too bad, isn't it?Series
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- 2,033
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THE PASTEL--err.. DARK--GREEN KNIGHT pt.2 by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
25 Sep 2025
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(Episode 9 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Spin)
Okay fine, maybe Lloyd DID need to sleep with Kai last night but STILL! He's still GRITTY!
He's just gotta PROVE it to people, and what better way to do it than to get Zane to play him some Eminem?
That'll go SPLENDIDLY!
...right?
W-well he's still Batman--and now he knows who that is!
That's gotta count for something!Series
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THE PASTEL--err.. DARK--GREEN KNIGHT pt.1 by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
25 Sep 2025
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(Episode 8 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe)
Lloyd Garmadon is super cool and emo, right?
Always dramatically brooding on rooftops, so of course when he's out buying candy and plushies at Walmart and a saves a little kid who then calls him Batman, he adopts this entirely.
I mean he's already SO Batman coded!...wait, who's Batman?Series
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Nya and Lloyd Commit Grand Theft Huggy Wuggy by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
24 Sep 2025
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(Episode 7 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Spin)
Lloyd and Nya are absolute criminal masterminds and Jay was asking for it when he ate the rest of Lloyd's Cheerios!
Well, Jay--who screams when he reacts to reactions of reactions of Poppy Playtime and someone mentions Huggy Wuggy is soon to get a bit of a... surprise.
Lloyd and Nya need ACCOMPLICES--some fellow skilled masterminds--, but the only people they can find are Cole, Pixal and Kai.
With their band of criminal masterminds they'll wallop Jay where it hurts, and if they're lucky, he'll never eat Lloyd's Cheerios again!
...and it'll be funny.
...really funny.Series
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That time Kai ate too much hot sauce and DIED by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
24 Sep 2025
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(Episode 6 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe)
[Once again, short episode]
Pixal is the resident spicy foot expert--Kai WANTS to be and they decide to duke it out over a plate of savory eclairs Zane made for breakfast.
Too bad Kai's bark is a lot worse than his bite and the contest has an... unexpected outcome....okay it was very expected.
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HI! MY NAME IS, WHAT? MY NAME IS, WHO? MY NAME IS, CHICKA CHICKA--Zane Julien, Your New First Grade Ballet Teacher! by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
24 Sep 2025
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(Episode 5 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe)
[kinda short episode]
Zane is a great guy! So good with children and organization and stuff!
He's just amazing in every way but his music choices...ehh.. Problematic at best.
He's great--but he doesn't exactly grasp WHY the soccer moms run away screaming when he pulls up in his sensible beige Honda Civic.
Lloyd knows why... But Zane won't exactly hear him out.
Well, today is Zane's first day teaching small children ballet! He'll be great at that!
I wonder what the soccer moms will think about that...Series
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NYA AND PIXAL HAVEN'T ALWAYS BEEN HERE!?--rude! (jukbwaav episode 4) by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
24 Sep 2025
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(Episode 4 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe)
If anybody asks, Pixal and Nya totally didn't just spawn into existence for obvious plot convenience! Hey, I didn't know how to integrate them!
With Nya and Pixal mysteriously living in the basement (which isn't mysterious for the ninja, bcuz they've always been there) new dynamics start to boil.
Jay thinks rickroll remixes are romantic and Cole's idea of a romantic candlelit dinner--er.. breakfast--is toast.. just toast.
Lloyd just wants to marathon the Equestria Girls movies at 5am but life isn't fair!
Zane just wants to blast Eminem while he vacuums.
Kai just wants to do his hair--but of course Cole and Jay can't let that happen when Nya's around!
No way!
Find out how all of this goes down in episode 4 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe!
ADIOS!Series
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Cole Unlocks His REAL True Potential, (pilot pt. 3 of jukbwaav) by aceofalltradesabby
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
24 Sep 2025
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(pilot episode pt. 3 of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe)
One fateful morning before everyone else wakes up Cole Brookstone comes to a REMARKABLE discovery--he can keep fermented flour as a son and play George Strait for it--ahem, HIM.
With the guys not appreciating his music tastes, Zane is confused as to why good, clean sensory regulation makes Lloyd upset so he turns to the only one who can understand him: CHATGPT!
Jay's mom is crazy and Jay doesn't want his alpha male viewers to hear about his stinky diapers, but I digress!
Find out what happens with this and more in this episode of Jump Up, Kick Back, Whip Around and Vibe!
LET'S GET IT!Series