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    Predictably, Baby 5 is nowhere in sight. Despite Doflamingo's reassurance, Crocodile has his doubts that the bird's daughter will return after what he did.

    And so he waits as the crimsons of late afternoon bruise the clouds with a cool-toned twilight, haloing the new moon like a black eye. The inhabitants of the Dressrosan palace busy themselves with arbitrary chaos, the aimless buzzing of a beehive missing its queen.

    Crocodile is so used to the Family's antics that he doesn’t even think much of the gunshot. It's only when it's long past sunset and Doflamingo remains conspicuously absent that he realizes its lack of an echo means something might have been actually hit.

    Or more concerningly, someone.

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    Doflamingo makes an exception to the Blood Law.

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    Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.

    Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.

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    Hank hurt his back chasing a suspect, and Connor wants to give him a massage.

    Turns out the sexual tension between them isn't all in Hank's head, and things escalate quickly.

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    "You ever hear a dragon beg?"

    The question hit Jesse like a sledgehammer, cold and unforgiving, but he held that black gaze as the monster chuckled and tapped its masked forehead with a clawed palm like it was remembering something important.

    "Shit, what am I saying? Of course you have. You two have a little thing going, don't you? Or did, anyway."

    He circled around the chair until he was practically in McCree's ear, the stench of decay flaking around him in wisps of black smoke. He grabbed the man's jaw until Jesse's eyes were locked with Hanzo's passive gaze, and somewhere in the back of his head he wondered in agony if he could even see or hear them at all.

    "I'm willing to bet it was better with me, though," Reaper chuckled darkly, shaking his head, "No, no, there's no comparing the way a dragon sounds when he's begging for death by your hands. It's the kind of thing dreams are made of. It's enough to give you chills."

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    The first thing Zoro notices about His Royal Highness, Prince Vinsmoke Sanji - Fourth Child and Thirdborn Son of the Ruling Family of Germa, etc etc is that he’s one of the most stunningly beautiful creatures the swordsman has ever laid eyes on.

    The second is that he’s obnoxious.

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