alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
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Cattle Tendency by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Feb 2025
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In a world where hybrids are fairly compensated for selling their milk, wool, and eggs, Joseph and Caesar are a bonded pair of cows working at the humble Dairy Supplena farm. Their boss, Elizabeth Joestar (Ms. Lisa Lisa to her staff) wants to expand her operation, but can’t afford to do so and still pay her staff a fair wage. Selling at the state fair is only a band-aid solution. But a mysterious man they encounter there takes an interest in the two cows. They’ll bring home a handsome payment if they only do one little thing for his pet project:
Breed with the last living bull aurochs hybrid.
Physically, Joseph and Caesar are the perfect candidates to face the mighty Wamuu. But are they compatible? What will it take to get through the hulking bull’s stoic facade?
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Seeds of Heaven by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jul 2024
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”Oh, heavens,” he says out loud. He needs to lie down. The conclusions hit him, one after the other. So Erina and I are going to have a family after all. A rather large family. All at once. And I’m the one carrying them.
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In a place outside of time, Jonathan and Dio find that they’ve protected the souls of their bloodlines from oblivion in a most unexpected way. One takes this revelation better than the other. -
Butterfly in a Storm by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Oct 2022
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The family bonds between orca merfolk are legendary. The Joestar clan is no exception, and eagerly awaits the arrival of its newest member, to welcome Jotaro’s pup together. Or that was the plan, anyway, before they got caught up on a storm.
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Ice Water After Sex by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Sep 2022
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N’Doul could only listen, transfixed. He knew what Dio was, of course. Many who went up to his chambers, whether they had been seduced off Cairo’s streets or selected from within the mansion, never returned. But he had never been this close to it before. And then Dio took his hand.
DIO does with his most devoted servants what vampires do with humans they’ve just bedded. Sort of.
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Gyro’s Uneggspected Patient by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Apr 2022
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Diego has managed to continue succeeding in the Steel Ball Run despite the addition of a fast-growing wereraptor son. But then, when the final leg of the race is in sight, Scary Monsters’ biology acts up again and forces him to lay another clutch of eggs. At least this time will be easier when Diego knows what to expect… right? And when he gets help from an unexpected source… right?
Series
- Part 2 of [DINOSAUR JR.]
Recent series
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[DINOSAUR JR.] by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Apr 2022
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Diego Brando laying dinosaur eggs and hate-loving it. That’s it. That’s the series.
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Life Cycle of Silicanthropus mirabilis by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Nov 2021
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Messing around with eggpreg, oviposition, and alien genitalia because it still makes more sense than canon Rock Human reproduction. 1/2 (2/2 in progress)
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A trans cowboy finds himself pregnant. After denying it for as long as he reasonably can, and then for a while longer, he tries to hide his pregnancy. When he goes into labor, he gets some unexpected help.
Bookmarked by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
27 Jun 2024
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The aristocratic author Lord Woolsey has found that he thinks best on a full stomach. A very full stomach. His butler is only all too happy to help out.
Please read the tags and the note.
Bookmarked by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
03 May 2024
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Born in a Barn by angel_bubbles
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Nov 2020
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Gyro gets a call in the night from an unknown number, answering it to hear a familiar voice.
"I need help," Diego grits out on the other side of the line. He's clearly speaking through clenched teeth, and Gyro winces when his voice cuts out to groan in pain. "I'm in labor."
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Gyro helps Diego give birth in an empty barn.
Bookmarked by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
28 Mar 2024
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can't really justify this i just wanted to write about a guy getting knocked up by Kerberos098
Fandoms: Original Work
26 Dec 2023
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Alex is dating Amanda, but is secretly cheating on her with a domme named Freya.
In a twist of karmic fate, Alex gets massively knocked up. No, this is not explained. You're here for mpreg, not logic.
Will his two gfs stay with him when he's massively pregnant or will he be forced to carry like 15 children all alone?Who knows.
Bookmarked by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
01 Jan 2024
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A tall, imposing demon spends a night alongside a mysterious priestess that can indulge his deep desires with nothing but her voice and gentle hands.
Bookmarked by alt_for_eggs_n_stuff
05 Dec 2023