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Angel Dust helps Alastor with tech troubles, but Alastor's lackluster regard towards modern technology ends up putting both of them in a pretty awkward predicament. Despite themselves, they end up learning more about each other and their unexpected similarities.
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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
Part 2:
“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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19 Nov 2025
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Sir Pentious regaled Heaven with tales of Hell, the Hazbin Hotel, and how he arrived at the Pearly Gates. Of course, he mentioned Alastor, the hotelier, a tall man with a constant radio aesthetic and quick, easy smile.
Turns out Al's mother overheard. Turns out Al's mother is very keen on finding out why her precious baby boy is in Hell.
And, well, one doesn't tell their mother they were a serial killer. So they come up with the next best lie, on short notice.
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15 Nov 2025
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“This is ridiculous,” Sanji finally huffs. “I’m in a detente with a fish.”
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- Part 1 of Merman Verse
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18 Sep 2023
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Sanji meets a merman when he gets stuck in the Baratie's livewell, and never expects it to become anything more; Zoro is never going to let Luffy live down getting him into this situation, if he ever has time between collecting all these seashells.
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18 Sep 2023
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Sanji finds an injured merman and tries to save the stupid idiot. This happens more than once, and each time their bond grows stronger.
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03 Nov 2023