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Jude just wants to measure dicks. It’s not weird.
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26 Sep 2026
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the knowing (now we’re lying about the nights) by throat_goat
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
03 Sep 2026
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For Erling, Jude was a forbidden fruit.
A ripened, beautiful thing guarded by the high walls of a marriage and a life of perfection. Every denial was a challenge, every ”no” was a dare. But when the walls finally crumbled one evening at the cafe, the taste of the forbidden proved to be an addiction.
In a whirlwind of stolen breaths and desperation, Erling didn’t just taste the fruit, he tore it from the vine, claiming Jude in reclamation that left them both shattered and branded.
(AU where Jude is a married businessman with a son and Erling is in college working at a cafe.)
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26 Sep 2026
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Erling smiled at him and nudged Jude ribs, earning another cute laugh. God, Erling so badly wanted to eat him out.
At another time, Erling would have thought better of it and backed down. Jude was his best friend in Borussia Dortmund, and they had a beautiful relationship. They had an uncanny connection on and off the pitch. However, if the smell of his slick didn't mean anything, Jude probably wouldn't have disagreed with that idea. And there was only one way to find out.
"Can I eat you out, Judey?"
Jude's laughter died instantly, and he choked on his own saliva, completely terrified.
"What?" He stammered.
"Can I lick your pussy, Judey? Please." Erling pouted and placed his hand on Jude's thigh, over his shorts.
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26 Sep 2026
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Rising Sports Star Erling Haaland, 20, Arrested After 'Brutal' Murder of 21-Year-Old Jack Grealish
Yeah. That sounds about right. Erling was going to murder Jack.
Erling stood in the middle of his dorm room, holding his phone away from his ear as Jack’s wheezing, high-pitched laughter echoed through the speaker.
Erling glared down at the screenshot sent by an unknown number. A picture of the third stall in the humanities building. It says: ‘Call if you want 6 INCHES of Norwegian dick (soft btw). im a grower ;)' followed by Erling’s number, written with a black sharpie. Followed by another text:
~ j
soooo… how long is it when ure hard? lolBookmarked by angelpure
26 Sep 2026
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"Are you tracking him?"
Jude shrugs nonchalantly. "Just his car."
He doesn't even bother to hide his phone, knowing full well Gio's staring at it in shock.
"You put a tracker in his car?!"
Or, 5 times everyone was concerned about Jude and Erling's interesting relationship + 1 time they just accepted it
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25 Sep 2026
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Sergio tiene un nuevo vecino omega que lo tiene vuelto loco.
O donde Luka se muda a España con sus cachorros en busca de una mejor vida y su vecino diez años menor que él comienza a coquetear con él.
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24 Sep 2026
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Erling places both his palms on Jude’s face, forcing him to look up at him. His thumb gently grazes his cheekbone. All Jude can see is him, him, him, gorgeous Erling with his solid cheekbones and satin lips, barely there brows and intense eyes that always seem to read him thin.
"You called me here to help you, didn't you? Making you sleep on that," he juts his head out towards the couch, "Won't help you sleep."
Jude opens his mouth to protest, but his words die in his throat. Erling holding him in place and his intense gaze makes any objections difficult. Heat surrounds Jude, as he relaxes into Erling's grasp. Wearing a hoodie might've been a mistake on his part.
Erling's voice is low, his breath so close Jude can feel it tickle his nose, "Do you trust me?"
"Yeah," Jude’s own voice comes out breathier than he expects, staring at Erling's full lips, "Yeah I do."
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Jude struggles to sleep after his matches. Erling offers his help.
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24 Sep 2026
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After the World Cup quarter-final, Erling keeps Jude’s England shirt.
He doesn’t wash it.
He doesn’t want to.Bookmarked by angelpure
24 Sep 2026
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After three years of trying to forget his great love, Erling Haaland finds himself lost in the taste of his beloved Jude Bellingham—in a bottle of whiskey.
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24 Sep 2026
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"Figured you'd have news for me."
Jude's hand pressed protectively over his stomach. "How did you..."
"I'm an alpha." Erling stepped forward, forcing Jude to step back, entering the flat like he owned it—because in a way, he did. He owned Jude now, too. "I know when I've bred someone."
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22 Sep 2026
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"Fine. Let's go to that stupid dinner. But when we get back, I'm going to eat my dessert." —His tone was suggestive, and Jude couldn't help but burst out laughing and pinch his side.
"You're so cliché."
"I'm just a romantic alpha."
(...)
Or where Jude is Erling's WAG and they spend their holidays together in Monaco. Oh, and other modifications to their lives for the sake of the plot. And porn.
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22 Sep 2026
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Prince Jude Bellingham was a troublesome heir to the throne so the Queen decides to hire him a bodyguard to keep him calm but not even Erling Haaland is immune to those big brown doe eyes.
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21 Sep 2026
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Jude mixes up his contacts, and something happens.
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21 Sep 2026
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- Jude... biologically, I can't get you pregnant.
- Try harder.
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21 Sep 2026
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Jude has to face what he has done, as well as face accepting he is gay. Two very hard things to do when you are bad at confronting people, and play in one of the most homophobic sports you can.
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Jude makes up with erling, despite still dealing with his troubling internalised homophobia.
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21 Sep 2026
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His gaze was fixed on Jude, a mixture of desperate hunger and abject fear in his dark eyes.
“I… I don’t know what to do,” Erling confessed, his voice a low, gravelly rasp. The admission was a shockwave in the quiet room. This was the pack’s enforcer, the unshakeable wall of strength, and he was looking at Jude like a lost pup in a blizzard.
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21 Sep 2026
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Sergio is persistent, and Luka finally gives in.
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21 Sep 2026
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After playing in a match, Erling has a bunch of pent up energy. Normally Jude and he can get it out alone. This time they're riding the team bus home and he needs a release. Thankfully Jude is there to help.
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20 Sep 2026
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After the Norway Vs England match, Erling Jude wants to go back to his hotel. Jude has other plans.
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20 Sep 2026
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Jude’s older now, old enough to drink as much as he likes without having to explain or justify himself, thank you very much.
And the ungodly amount that he’s gulping down right now has nothing to do with the fact that his alpha pissed him off during a fight earlier! He doesn’t even know why Jobe would just assume that.
Everything is fine... Jude thinks, as he downs another shot.
Or, Jude gets too drunk after an argument and doesn’t recognize his boyfriend when he comes to rescue him.
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20 Sep 2026