anonymousloris
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- 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS (17)
- EXO (Band) (13)
- Mamamoo (1)
- KARD (Korea Band) (1)
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“What am I wearing?” Hoseok looked down at his outfit. “Uh … Khakis?”
There was actual laughter on the other end of the line. “What kind of roleplay is that? You gonna bend me over the Genius Bar?”
Hoseok almost choked. “Uh - sir, you’re aware this call is being monitored for quality assurance purposes, right?”
Another laugh. “The only thing quality assured is your night if you pick me up right now.”
(alternatively, a story where yoongi tries to drunk dial his ex and drunk dials his insurance instead)
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He did this sometimes. Talked in his sleep. When he was extra stressed and tense that was. Yoongi always thought that sometimes Hoseok’s body was just so ready to shut down, that it forgot to turn all the lights off before it did. Sometimes it left his mouth on.
Usually it was just nonsense mumbles about dolphin embraces.
From time to time, he was pretty clear.
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Tag, You're It by suggestiveloris (anonymousloris) for sobistars, temptaeted
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
02 Jun 2018
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“You don’t get it. He’s never been tagged. And if I touch him, I tag him. News flash: Most people have to touch other people to have sex.”
Seokjin shrugs. “I mean telekinesis could be pretty kinky if you -”
Yoongi interjects, “I can’t believe you don’t even care about my misery and suffering. Some friend.”
alternatively - the fic where yoonseok haven't had sex or even kissed in weeks because yoongi's "it" and hoseok refuses to lose
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That's What Sheets Said by anonymousloris for springwings
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 May 2018
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In the beginning, there was Min Yoongi.
Min Yoongi rented an affordable one bedroom apartment downtown in a conveniently vague, yet totally within his budget, city somewhere. Said apartment is about as quirky as Yoongi. Almost has a life of its own even. It never says anything, but keeps a loving and caring ecosystem for the man who lives in it.
Or it did, until The Intruder came.
(alternatively, the story of yoonseok's relationship as told by disgruntled objects yoongi owns)
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Attention Deficit & Heartbreak Disorder by anonymousloris
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Apr 2018
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A List of Things Hoseok Denies But Namjoon Knows He Did:
1. Drink the last of the sweet tea
2. Forget to call Jimin
3. Buy a hammock for their fifth story apartment
4. Leave his laundry in the dryer
5. Put that laundry in the dryer three days ago
6. Min Yoongi
Recent series
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Chicken Noodle Soup for the Sope Lover's Soul by anonymousloris
Fandom 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Jul 2018
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A collection of goofy and angst-free short stories to make any sope lover smile and laugh.
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- 12,761
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 38
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(Not Quite) 12 Days of Christmas by anonymousloris, quebaek (anonymousloris), suggestiveloris (anonymousloris)
Fandom EXO (Band), K.A.R.D (Band), Mamamoo, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Dec 2017
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Not close to 12 days of stories at all. But I wrote them with love, many as presents. And I hope you'll find one under this tree you like as well. Happy Holidays!
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- 13,487
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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If someone were to ask Min Yoongi how he got to where he was, he probably wouldn’t have a proper answer. He just knew that what he did paid the bills.
Because pornography, that paid the bills.
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- English
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by anonymousloris
23 Feb 2018
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Conversations And Exhortations To One Min Yoongi by shikae (39smooth)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Mar 2015
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There is a List of Things one should always be aware of when Min Yoongi comes into the picture. Jung Hoseok does not get the memo.
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- English
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- 9,974
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by anonymousloris
02 Nov 2017
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Now Yoongi leans forward to set his drink on the coffee table, gently but with clear purpose. “Okay, then, let's go.”
A chorus of soft oohs bounces off the walls, and Hoseok’s brow furrows. “Wh– What do you mean, ‘Let’s go’?”
“Let’s play Gay Chicken,” Yoongi says simply, the faintest hint of a challenge playing at the edges of his words.
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by anonymousloris
01 Oct 2017