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“What am I wearing?” Hoseok looked down at his outfit. “Uh … Khakis?”
There was actual laughter on the other end of the line. “What kind of roleplay is that? You gonna bend me over the Genius Bar?”
Hoseok almost choked. “Uh - sir, you’re aware this call is being monitored for quality assurance purposes, right?”
Another laugh. “The only thing quality assured is your night if you pick me up right now.”
(alternatively, a story where yoongi tries to drunk dial his ex and drunk dials his insurance instead)
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He did this sometimes. Talked in his sleep. When he was extra stressed and tense that was. Yoongi always thought that sometimes Hoseok’s body was just so ready to shut down, that it forgot to turn all the lights off before it did. Sometimes it left his mouth on.
Usually it was just nonsense mumbles about dolphin embraces.
From time to time, he was pretty clear.
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Tag, You're It by suggestiveloris (anonymousloris) for sobistars, temptaeted
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
02 Jun 2018
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“You don’t get it. He’s never been tagged. And if I touch him, I tag him. News flash: Most people have to touch other people to have sex.”
Seokjin shrugs. “I mean telekinesis could be pretty kinky if you -”
Yoongi interjects, “I can’t believe you don’t even care about my misery and suffering. Some friend.”
alternatively - the fic where yoonseok haven't had sex or even kissed in weeks because yoongi's "it" and hoseok refuses to lose
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That's What Sheets Said by anonymousloris for springwings
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 May 2018
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In the beginning, there was Min Yoongi.
Min Yoongi rented an affordable one bedroom apartment downtown in a conveniently vague, yet totally within his budget, city somewhere. Said apartment is about as quirky as Yoongi. Almost has a life of its own even. It never says anything, but keeps a loving and caring ecosystem for the man who lives in it.
Or it did, until The Intruder came.
(alternatively, the story of yoonseok's relationship as told by disgruntled objects yoongi owns)
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Attention Deficit & Heartbreak Disorder by anonymousloris
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Apr 2018
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A List of Things Hoseok Denies But Namjoon Knows He Did:
1. Drink the last of the sweet tea
2. Forget to call Jimin
3. Buy a hammock for their fifth story apartment
4. Leave his laundry in the dryer
5. Put that laundry in the dryer three days ago
6. Min Yoongi -
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How Yoongi ever made friends with these two losers was beyond him. But they were all he had, so he would have to make his case for why his otherwise perfect new boyfriend was probably not as he seemed to them.
“He does some weird things. And I think I might know why. Just let me lay it out for you. You know, Blue’s Clue’s style.”
“Fuck, I love Blue’s Clues.” Taehyung muttered.
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"Okay so," Hoseok started up, "Fuck, marry, kill-"
"You. You. And definitely you."
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Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time by suggestiveloris (anonymousloris) for superrunnaturall
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
11 Feb 2018
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He said he was uninspired once.
But to Jung Hoseok, that meant the end of the world. He did everything to make sure Yoongi was fully inspired. And looking back on it, he really did mean everything.
Alternatively - the fic where yoonseok get high and make terrible decisions
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Regardless, Hoseok and Yoongi had been best friends since they started college, and potentially for many years to come. If anything, it should be fun to have a blow off class together their senior year. Just one little fine arts class to graduate. An easy-peasy Photography 101. No heavy clouds on the sunny, blue horizon.
That was, until they turned the corner and stepped into the classroom, their eyes landing on a tall, dark, and very handsome looking freshman sitting in the front row.
They looked at each other and in unison said, "Dibs."
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The Hunger Games by suggestiveloris (anonymousloris)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Jan 2018
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“Captain’s Log,” Hoseok said softly, “It’s been one week since Jin-hyung quit cooking for us. Yoongi-hyung and I have yet to break, but we can only eat so much ramen before the sodium will kill us naturally. We can barely navigate a grocery store ourselves. If this is the last you hear of us, tell my sister I love her.”
Just as intended, Yoongi smiled in response, and then it grew even wider in rapture of a sudden, dangerous thought. “Seok-ah. I think I know how we can break hyung into cooking for us again, but it’s going to involve a lot of kissing.”
Hoseok rolled his head to the side, face to face with Yoongi’s grinning profile. “Cadet Yoongi, you’ve earned yourself a promotion.”
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She laughed, “Sorry, what’s your name?”
As she approached, his smile faltered, something quirking in the muscles around his lips when he made eye contact. He quickly looked away, shifting in his seat and shrinking back against the cushioned seat for a moment.
“It’s Tae-” He stuttered, catching his own name between his teeth.
“Unimportant.” She waved her hand, finally coming to a stop at the corner of the table, and looking down on him in his chair.
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- Part 5 of (Not Quite) 12 Days of Christmas
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Sucks to Suck by suggestiveloris (anonymousloris) for yeolakkuma
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
28 Dec 2017
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Yoongi craned against the discomfort to kiss Hoseok's neck again. "Was I kissing your neck in your head?"
"Yes." Hoseok answered, his hand sliding down across his own length once more, trying to stay still as he did so, "A lot."
"Did I bite?"
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- Part 4 of (Not Quite) 12 Days of Christmas
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Everybody always said he would find his path.
He found a path at least.
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- Part 3 of (Not Quite) 12 Days of Christmas
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Jungkook shrugged, discarding the red box and pulling another unfamiliar one out, “We could play … Categories?”
“No!” Everybody shouted in unison.
Silence followed as Jungkook looked around, eventually his eyes landing on Jimin for an explanation.
“I mean …” Jimin let the tension out of his shoulder, laughing casually, “Joon and Jin just kind of … own that board game, you know?”
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- Part 2 of (Not Quite) 12 Days of Christmas
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“Really?” Matthew laughed, ducking from another play-hit, “Give me jingle hell.”
“You’re on!” Taehyung leapt forward, taking Matthew to the ground and scrambling against the carpet near the tree.
Somin set her cup of coffee down, sighing, “Guys, watch the tree.”
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- Part 1 of (Not Quite) 12 Days of Christmas
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Farmer Chanyeol's cows keep disappearing. He thinks a wild animal is attacking them at night, so he decides to keep watch. Turns out the wild animal is a huge UFO piloted by a really misguided alien named Yixing that thought that cows were the most intelligent being on Earth.
No wonder he wasn't managing to communicate with them.
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You know, it would be a lot easier for Jungkook to kill himself if that Hoseok guy wasn't always sitting in the library's garden at the end of his shift everyday. Seriously, that's just inconsiderate.
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a Curious Cup of Coffee by anonymousloris
Fandoms: EXO (Band), 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Oct 2017
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"And, Hoseok." Namjoon pointed a finger at him. "You can't go in undercover."
The fist pump of celebration turned into a sad, half risen hand of despair. "Oh. So who then?"
"Taehyung," Namjoon informed him, "He needs a new coffee shop anyways."
The youngest reporter looked up from his phone, a bit confused at the sudden use of his name in a conversation he had deemed bland enough to tune out of. "What am I doing?"
"Congrats." Hoseok smiled at him. "You've won one free ticket to EXO coffee."
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The Duality of Min by suggestiveloris (anonymousloris) for baducci
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Oct 2017
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Hoseok pulls Yoongi free of his thoughts with a gentle question, “You know the duality of man?”
“I know of it.”
“It should be …” Hoseok smiles to himself. “The duality of min.”
“As in me?”
“Yeah.”
Yoongi shifts to look up at Hoseok, calculating the curve of his jaw and counting the beads of still sweat on his neckline. He has to ask. “Why?”
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Joon and Jin may seem like the perfect couple to call when Yoongi and Hoseok need somebody to babysit their daughter last minute. And they really are ... until they manage to lose her.