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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    Frin got hurt, and it’s all your fault. Because of you, they lost a crabbing eye, and now they’re stuck in bed in some House’s infirmary until the adults say they’re well enough to keep travelling. If they ever are.

    You’re just a stupid kid. You don’t know what to do. You can’t fix it, you can’t take it back, and you can barely even look at him without feeling like your head’s gonna explode.

    So you do the only thing you can.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    "And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack

    How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    You're still Dave Strider, and you're pretty sure a certain troll is burning up your lifetime supply of chill.

    Dave has convinced himself that the thing he has with Karkat is about lust and only lust -- yet when the curiosity of his his closest friends forces him to examine it in more detail, he's acutely uncomfortable with what he finds.

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    Sequel to Lousy Stupid Goddamned Pretty Troll Boy.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Dave and Karkat are intergalactic pen pals, originally paired together for an extra credit school outreach project. Now, three years of correspondence later, they're best friends... and Karkat is finally immigrating to Earth.

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    01 Nov 2025