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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    The exact midpoint between Hate Sex and Buddy Fucking, baby!

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    17 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Okay, so…” Langdon stalls for half a moment, before barrelling ahead. “If you and Abby wanted to…take your relationship to that. Uh, next level. You know? That would be okay with me. I mean, I’d be… You’d have my, well not my permission, cause that sounds weird, but. My blessing, I guess? If —”

    “Langdon, are you saying you want me to…to fuck your wife?” Trinity interrupts loudly, unable to wait for him to get to the end of his ramble, and Langdon blows a long breath out of his nose.

    “I wish you wouldn’t phrase it like that,” Langdon says, wincing and rubbing his temple with one knuckle. “But, yes. Basically.”

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    18 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 88

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    Carter’s not sure exactly when he first learned about the patented Peter Benton Dating Algorithm, but it must have been early on, because he internalised it like it was any other scrap of information he’d gleaned and hoarded like a crazy person, like his GPA (3.8), his birthday (September 9th) or his blood type (B positive).

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    13 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    A pity the tales of the old Greeks do not prove true, Danton thinks. A boy spies on a goddess as she bathes, and as punishment for his transgression is turned into a girl. It seems a very likely thing to happen to Camille.

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    12 Oct 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    "ALARM [Challenging: Success] — Something is wrong. Missing.

    YOU — Your body vies for your attention in sudden, competing aches. And! Everything!! Hurts!!!

    INDIGNATION — Ugh! What idiot invented the shoulder! What mega-idiot invented shoulder pain!!"

    Or: Mercymorn and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A Disco Elysium AU.

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    26 Mar 2024