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“I know that you’re mad at me because I tried to make you and Dick act like functional human beings,” Tim says one day, “but dude, I was in your safe house the other day—and yes, oh my god, I was in your safe house, how dare I? Well, Jason, what’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine—and I have to ask: do you think you have enough beans?”
Jason freezes, and he clenches all of his muscles. “What?” He grinds out through gritted teeth.
“Like, yes, I understand the point of a safe house is that you can live there indefinitely, if needed, but god, man, at the point that you’re eating black beans every day for five years, you got to ask yourself: is it worth it? I just feel like at the point where you’re having to store canned beans in a closet because you ran out of room in the cabinets, that’s when you know you’ve gone a bit too far.”
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Jason has carried some food habits with him from childhood, but, just like everything else, Tim seems intent on trying to fix it.
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Tim and Jason’s abandonment issues are destined to have a cage fight eventually. Black beans give them the excuse they need.
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- Part 5 of Like Father Like Son
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17 Jan 2026
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The first time it happens, Bruce doesn’t do a great job at hiding his surprise. It was only a couple weeks after Tim’s adoption was officially finalized - hyphenated name and all. Bruce still smiles to himself at the memory of reading ‘Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne’ on those papers, trying not to choke up at his third son being the first to take the Wayne name. Of course that was never an expectation, but still, it meant something that Tim chose to take it.
With that considered, perhaps Bruce shouldn’t have been quite so shocked by the teen calling him ‘Dad’, but he is. And he’s even more startled to hear it declared loudly as Tim abruptly sprints towards him down the hall at full speed.
“Dad Test!”
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Tim starts a trend in the family of jumping at Bruce at random, increasingly difficult times shouting: 'Dad Test!' to see if he'll catch them. This leads to many shenanigans & then crash lands into angst because of course it does.
Inspired by a tumblr post by user incogneat-oh
Bookmarked by ardath
15 Jan 2026
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welcome to bible study, we're all children of jesus by TheCopperPan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 May 2023
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“Always, Tim. We’ll always be here for you, no matter what you need. For anything you need. That’s what our job is.”
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5+1 except its more like 1 time Tim didn't think he should ask for help and a whole bunch of times he did
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09 Jan 2026
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Anonymous said:
Asked Batman whether he was dating Mr Wayne or if it was just a sugar baby/daddy thing. Only response I got was a stern ‘hn’ but im like 90% sure he was blushing under the cowl
[3/5 stars]Anonymous said:
I can’t put vigilantes as a reason on my insurance claims
[0/5 stars]Anonymous said:
Can confirm that Red Hood wears a second mask under his hood for some reason. He’s not bald, but he does have awful helmet hair if anyone was wondering why im only giving him four stars
[4/5 stars]A Gotham University student launches a forum website for rating the local vigilantes, mainly as a joke. As things tend to do in Gotham, it spirals out of control.
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- Part 3 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of In which there is Social Media
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25 Dec 2025
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Duke has been a vigilante for four months when someone kidnaps Damian. Given what happened to the last Robin, everyone reacts…poorly.
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12 Dec 2025