15 Works by ardbar

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    Everything that thought itself “new” was just a poor, unknown imitation of something that had come before. But the Parkour God couldn’t really blame the inhabitants of his world, the world that he disdained more with each passing age. They didn’t know any better; they hadn’t lived long enough to see creation and destruction meld together into an uninteresting gray.

    Evbo alone was the only one who could create something truly new.
    (The creation story for PVP Civilization)

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    EMF knew he wouldn't live forever. So he left his god a gift to remember some of their best moment's together.

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    EMF learns that ever since becoming a god, Evbo hasn’t been taking care of himself in the slightest. As his champion, EMF makes it his duty to ensure God takes care of himself; he definitely doesn’t do it for any other reason he tells himself. Evbo is reluctant to accept the help and says some things he shouldn’t.

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    Evbo couldn't be the champion anymore. He just wanted to be himself. Someone had to take over though. Who better than the fallen star that brightens everything he touches? No one is more deserving of the position than the man God devotes himself to.

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    Evbo learns his friend doesn't have a name. Since the old Parkour God neglected to give him one, it's only right that as his new god he does. Who better to name his champion than him after all?

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    EMF proposes to Evbo but like in a subtle way (it's not fucking subtle).

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    EMF was stunned by the beautiful man in front of him. He didn’t recognize him at first, until he saw the turtle pendent hanging around his neck; this was Seawatt. Having never actually met him until now, he could definitively say Evbo’s description didn’t do him justice; he did prefer a particular blonde, but a pretty man was a pretty man.

    While EMF was trapped beneath Seawatt's house, the pair talked regularly. They talked about Seawatt's plans, they talked about why he was doing this, and they talked about Evbo. If one of them wasn't chained, they could even be mistaken for friends, maybe more.

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    When two loves are separated by life and death and it is impossible to bring one back over this immovable threshold, what is the other to do? If the only chance for being reunited is in the embrace of death, what does a person plagued with immortality and godhood do? One with an issue like this must wonder how does a god die.

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    Gods and mortals perceive time in very different ways. What are a few decades to a being that is meant to live forever? If you were a mortal, would you ever tell a god you love them? Even if they loved you back eventually, you would have to leave them, and that pain would stay with them forever. This very issue weighed heavily on EMF.

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    After becoming the Parkour God, Evbo was able to do the impossible and bring back Seawatt. Where does this leave EMF, his most pious follower, his first friend? EMF is absolutely devoted to Evbo in every sense of the word, while Evbo sees him as a friend and only loves Seawatt, but despite that, EMF can't bring himself to leave Evbo's side. Even if he can't be with him, his presence alone is enough. To bask in the light of his god is worth the heartache.

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    Evbo gained so much on his journey from Parkour Noob to Parkour God. However, he also lost the person closest to him. The one who sparkled like gold in his memories.

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    After nearly countless loops Siffrin has finally gotten their happy ending, but where does that leave Loop. They’ve worked just as hard if not harder than Siffrin so where’s their happy ending. They could join Siffrin’s group, but that would almost be worse than being by themself. Being forced to always looking at what could have been if only they had been better; what could have happened had they not given up. If only the role of Siffrin wasn’t already filled, maybe Loop make him vacate the position themself.

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    No journey to godhood is an easy one. The Lamb’s experiences support this fact. During their crusades, they were met with constant peril, which often led to their death. Even before they usurped the title God of Death, they were very familiar with death as a concept; it was dying that started them down the blood-soaked path all would be gods must walk. 1 death in particular stood out from the hundreds they experienced, because this death introduced them to the feeling of strength.

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    Grian has left the EVO smp, and has been welcoming into the Watchers with open arms. However, before he is officially a Watcher he must undergo a transformation of sorts. This fic follows a series of observations made by a Watcher who’s been assigned to monitor the status of the infant Watcher. As the days progress the Watcher assigned to observe realizes that things might be a bit more sinister that they had originally thought.

    This is the second work in a series however due to its nature you don’t need to read the first installment if you don’t want to. Both works cover practically the same story just from different perspectives with different information so nothing is lost if you dont want to read the first.

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    25
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    Grian won he killed the dragon. However, his plan to leave EVO and start something new wouldn't happen. How could the Watchers part with their most entertaining actor. It would be better to keep him somewhere safe until they could make him preform again.

    In other words after the end of Grians EVO series the Watchers chuck him in the void for an undisclosed amount of time and he goes insane, but gets let out when Hermitcraft starts. Complete loss of sensory information will crazy things to a person, probably idk I'm not a physicist.

    There is no sky, no floor, only an endless expanse of nothing.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    386

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