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A God's Final Act and a Mortal’s First Breath by ardbar
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), PVP Civilization (Web Series)
01 Feb 2025
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Everything that thought itself “new” was just a poor, unknown imitation of something that had come before. But the Parkour God couldn’t really blame the inhabitants of his world, the world that he disdained more with each passing age. They didn’t know any better; they hadn’t lived long enough to see creation and destruction meld together into an uninteresting gray.
Evbo alone was the only one who could create something truly new.
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EMF knew he wouldn't live forever. So he left his god a gift to remember some of their best moment's together.
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EMF learns that ever since becoming a god, Evbo hasn’t been taking care of himself in the slightest. As his champion, EMF makes it his duty to ensure God takes care of himself; he definitely doesn’t do it for any other reason he tells himself. Evbo is reluctant to accept the help and says some things he shouldn’t.
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Evbo couldn't be the champion anymore. He just wanted to be himself. Someone had to take over though. Who better than the fallen star that brightens everything he touches? No one is more deserving of the position than the man God devotes himself to.
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Evbo learns his friend doesn't have a name. Since the old Parkour God neglected to give him one, it's only right that as his new god he does. Who better to name his champion than him after all?
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Love is a death sentence for those that can't die by ardbar
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
15 Oct 2024
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ardbar’s Watcher Grian Angst by ardbar, Troubled_axolotl (ardbar)
Fandom Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Aug 2024
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- 2,345
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Being invited to some academy for lonely kids with superpowers? For someone like Dave Strider, yeah, that's normal. Trying to prevent the end of the world as they know it? Sure, that's normal too. Falling in love with your best friend? What, no. That's not normal.
Bookmarked by ardbar
04 Nov 2025
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You Are a Refugee From an Omnicidal Empire by adjourned
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
21 Sep 2019
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The first time you see him is Day 1 of Sburbian Mythology 101.
The lecture starts in two minutes and the flow of students into the hall has slowed to a trickle, which is how you notice out of the corner of your eye a pale human in all red sauntering into the room, wearing a set of douchey shades in perplexing defiance of the torrential rainstorm that's been plaguing the city all week. In fact, you register, he seems to be the only one in the hall to not be drenched or at least somewhat wet, as if he's somehow managed to convince his clothes to ignore the godawful downpour outside.
You're about to turn back away when he stops and seizes up mid-stride, the abrupt tension in the human's posture visible even from a distance. He's looking in your direction, you realize, and though the sunglasses are in the way, you have an unshakable feeling that his eyes are staring straight at you.
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- Part 1 of Refuge in Oblivion
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Bookmarked by ardbar
24 Aug 2025
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Karkat Vantas is about to end it all, he hates his life and he's sure there's no one who cares for him.
But all of that changes once Dave Strider pulls him from the edge.
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- Part 1 of Journey to the Lowest Place on Earth
Bookmarked by ardbar
24 Aug 2025
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Karkat Vantas was a mutant. Rejected by the universe for his cherry blood, he searched for a way, any way, to show everyone that he was worth noticing. He thought the invasion would be the perfect opportunity. He would kill some humans, get some glory, and prove himself to be more than a freak. What could go wrong?
Dave Strider was just a teenager. With an abusive brother and not much else, he kept himself moving, leaping from one distraction to the next. He just wanted something to change.
They would both get what they wanted, but in a way neither of them would have ever seen coming.
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Bookmarked by ardbar
24 Aug 2025
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Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde own the village’s most popular apothecary. They’re supposed to be inconspicuous and ordinary. But there are whispers that their little healing tricks might be more than they seem, and the witchcraft accusations that have been swirling around Dave’s family for years are starting to spiral out of control. Things come to a head when Dave finds a demon in the alley behind a local tavern with a handful of demon slayers on his tail and finds he hasn’t got the heart to get rid of him, leaving them with no choice but to run for the hills. There’s a safe house out in the countryside, but two witches and a demon aren’t the most subtle of travellers, and there’s more than one person who’s put out a heavy reward on their heads. This could be the beginning of the end.
Bookmarked by ardbar
24 Aug 2025