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    For the record, Garroth didn’t intend to become an accomplice in an under-the-table trade deal. Things just ended up that way, circumstantially. Elderly women aren’t particularly great at inconspicuously smuggling goods, and Garroth will do anything to get out of the kitchen. So any moral ambiguity there is something he can worry about later, when it stops being convenient.

    It certainly makes it easier to sweep things under the rug when the only other accomplice in the trade is a mysterious, cute florist who knows everything and nothing at all.

     

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    Garroth is a pretty decent pastry chef but an awful social navigator. Laurance is new to floristry but wise to everything else. Right now seems like the best place to figure things out. Maybe.

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    20 Apr 2025

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    Jayce and Viktor are thrust into a world that isn’t their own. In this new universe, memories feel like ghosts, and second chances come with strings attached.

    But love, like pain, isn’t bound by time or space—and sometimes, the hardest part is learning to stay.

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    30 Nov 2024

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.

    (A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)

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    28 Aug 2024

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    Stan doesn’t ever ‘come out’, really. All it is is that one day he is Stanley and he has a girl, and he likes girls, and he’s perfectly well and good being a man, and then one next day he’s at a bar drinking, and he realizes he’s stumbled into a queer bar, and there’s a boy hanging off his arm and he’s thinking, this might as well happen.

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    So, sue her, she doesn’t really get the whole thing. Or, at least, she doesn’t get anyone else's thing. Her thing makes perfect sense to her.

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    24 Aug 2024

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    “Hey, Shiro?” Lance didn’t look up to see if he was reacting. For some reason, he couldn’t look him in the eye with what he had to ask next. “What— what were you trying to tell me? In the astral plane?”

     

    Let me set the scene for you. After a mission gone wrong, Team Voltron realise a devastating tragedy. Shiro is missing. The unlikeliest member rises up in his stead, straining to keep the last threadbare pieces of his team together. But it all threatens to unravel when Keith, a long lost soldier and friend, returns home. Can Lance live up to his task? Or will he crumble underneath the weight, trying?

    A story about war and grief and planting love in ashened soil.

    Previous title: Far From Home

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    08 Apr 2024