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    “No one will see anything in the dark,” Taehyung murmurs. Jungkook’s warmth draws even closer. The closer it gets, the hungrier Taehyung grows for that warmth. “Your God won’t see anything.”

    Jungkook takes a sharp breath.

    “Please, Taehyung, don’t talk about Him,” he pleads, voice tinged with desperation.

    Of course, do not take the Lord’s name in vain. Of course.

    But God.

    Oh God.

    Taehyung wants to eat him.

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    17 Nov 2024

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    Jungkook is an awkward vampire. Taehyung is a sassy human who doesn't take it well when Jungkook refuses to bite him.

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    31 Oct 2024

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    there are a lot of things that jungkook really, really likes about seokjin.

    his absolute preference for jungkook and deference to his wants, wishes and whims chief among them.

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    05 Sep 2024

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    Kim Namjoon is in love, and Jung Hoseok is always dating someone else. This is perfectly fine, even preferable, because the universe likes to tell jokes and Namjoon knows it's best just to laugh along. He's certainly got nothing to complain about when it comes to the building blocks of his life, and dating is a lot of effort. Too much effort, really. So it's obviously fine.

    But the universe's latest attempt at a comedy sketch, where Hoseok moves in with him, bringing the sun and a lot of tiny shorts, might actually make him insane.

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    12 Apr 2024

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    “Like, you know, wouldn’t it be funny if we pretended to date and like… Acted all mushy and over the top to show Taehyung and Namjoon how gross they are?”

    “That -” Yoongi cuts off, head tilting to the side. “I guess that would be funny.” He pauses. “We should do it.”

    And this is not at all what Jungkook expected. He’s not entirely sure if Yoongi is joking or not. “I - are you serious?”

    He expected Yoongi to object, to tell him he’s being ridiculous, or laugh it off. It’s a crazy idea, it doesn’t even make sense. But Yoongi isn’t staring at him like he’s crazy.

    “Sure.” Yoongi shrugs. “I mean, this is the stupidest fucking idea I’ve ever heard.”

    “Hey!”

    Yoongi grins. “But what could go wrong?”

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    United by their mutual disgust for their grossly in love roommates, Jungkook and Yoongi decide to pretend to date to give them a taste of their own medicine. And that should be fine, no big deal, probably just a funny story to tell later… Right?

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    29 Mar 2024