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“What the fuck was that?” Beau says, staring at the giant fungus on the floor of the cave.
“I have a vague idea. It looks like a myconid, but it looks… wrong,” Caduceus says, inspecting the thing with his staff. “Did anyone physically touch it with their bare hands?”
There’s a chorus of no and what the fuck, ew. Then, a bit beyond the myconid, a groan.
“I think I-” is all Fjord gets out before he stumbles right into Yasha.Series
- Part 1 of Widofjord Week 2019
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14 May 2026
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Fjord isn't used to comfort after a nightmare. Caleb frets over Fjord drowning on dry land.
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14 May 2026
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Fjord and Caleb develop a routine at night, Caleb reading his books and Fjord mending his and his friends' clothes.
Or: In which Caleb greatly resembles his familiar, and Fjord understands the virtues of patience, quiet, and boundaries.
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11 May 2026
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“Astarion.”
Astarion opened his eyes, breath caught in his throat. His skin crawled, cock softening, as he met Halsin’s gaze in the dark. Adjusting took a moment. The world faded into focus in greys, doing nothing to assuage Astarion's panic.
It was clear that Halsin was concerned. He had that strange look about him. The same one he wore when Astarion dodged important conversations like what do you plan to do about the ritual, or are you all right?
It made him feel so… horribly seen.
Astarion can't push memories of Cazador away. When he wakes, Halsin is there to comfort him.
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23 Mar 2026
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Halsin's brow furrowed. “You look hungry.”
Fuck. Fuck. Was it that obvious? Astarion's reserves had run out five days ago, but that was hardly the longest he had gone without blood before. There had been times when he was fed a single rat over the span of a tenday, and he had still managed to pull himself together enough to bring victims back to Cazador.
He gathered his wits and threw on one of his more seductive masks. “My dear druid, I am always hungry, especially with someone as handsome as you around.” He gave Halsin a lingering once over, allowing appreciation and lust to show on his face as he did. The druid was handsome, that was true. Well-muscled but soft in all the right places, powerful but not overbearing, kind but with an animalistic streak that surely meant he was a freak in bed. Plenty for Astarion to work with.OR: Halsin offers Astarion his blood, and Astarion waits for the catch.
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03 Mar 2026
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Halsin's and Astarion's relationship has done nothing but blossom after leaving the no longer cursed Shadowlands but unsurprisingly entering Baldur's Gate brings a whole new slew of problems for them to deal with.
With the forces at be determined to have him one way or another Astarion knows his odds of surviving are at a distinct disadvantage. However, with his druid by his side and a newfound sense of camaraderie with those he once kept at a distance perhaps deep down there's still a chance at a happy ending.Series
- Part 5 of Pen and Prose
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01 Mar 2026
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"Would you like me to stay, Rolan?"
"Well...but. It wouldn't be..."
"But would you like it?"
"...Yes."
Dammon's hand grips his, heavy and solid. The heat it stokes in his chest going to make cinders of him. Once the fire hits him he’ll change shape—and does he want that? He won’t survive the night. He’s sharp and thin and riddled with impurities. No matter how careful the hands that strike him, he will break beneath the hammer.While hosting dinner at Ramazith Tower, Rolan has a bit too much Arabellan Dry and Dammon helps him get to bed.
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16 Feb 2026
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Feeling a little lonely one evening, Dammon seeks out Rolan in his tower—only to find a grumpy wizard absorbed by his work and not much in the mood for company. But Rolan needs a break, and Dammon can be very convincing...
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16 Feb 2026
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Dammon and Rolan take the day to themselves for a date night and Rolan decides to try something new.
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16 Feb 2026
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Rolan has a surprise to spice things up for himself and Dammon during their first trip away from the city together. But a small oversight with this surprise has Dammon feeling very strange...
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14 Feb 2026
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Dammon discovers there may be more to why Lord Towers always seems to demand his presence before he's had a chance to wash up.
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- Part 2 of Thunderforge Regency AU
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14 Feb 2026
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Feeding's different than it used to be.
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13 Feb 2026
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this stupid fucking bloodweave fic that has tormented me at every turn by afincf_tirwer
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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When Astarion visits Waterdeep once the Elderbrain debacle is firmly behind them, he expects to have a wonderful time reconnecting with his friend and possibly coaxing a favour or two out of Gale.
What he doesn’t expect is Gale’s new colleagues, his new friends, to be brazen enough to flirt with Gale, right in front of him! This cannot stand, he simply must act, inaction is unthinkable in the face of such shameless flirting with Astarion’s wizard!
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01 Feb 2026
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But no matter how many times his temper flared, no matter how many times he shrouded his hurt behind his mask, Gale’s love never faltered. He approached Astarion’s fury with unyielding patience, often understanding what Astarion was feeling before he himself did. He could see straight through Astarion’s facade, no matter how hard he tried to hide, drawing him out of the shadows of his mind and into the light.
Astarion asks for what he wants.
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30 Jan 2026
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I'd do it all again (I think you're my best friend) by Houseofyork2018 for AllIDoIsWrite
Fandoms: The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon), Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
31 Dec 2025
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"I'm not going to fucking graduate, Freddie!" Vax's voice echoed off the high ceilings, his dark hair escaping its half-bun as he gesticulated wildly.
"Not my name and yes you will." Percy shouted back, ducking as a handful of tiny 3D-printed blue skulls—each no bigger than a thumbnail but intricately detailed down to their hollow eye sockets—arced through the air like deadly confetti.
They've survived three years of living together, Vax's father and million other little things in between. Can Vax make it through one last performance though?
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- Part 4 of Lets Be Alone Together
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13 Jan 2026
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Zenyatta is kind enough to start, “What troubles you?”
Cole huffs to himself, suddenly feeling a little embarrassed he brought him here just to ask some personal questions. He wasn’t made to be vulnerable, let alone be vulnerable to a distant acquaintance. But curiosity is one helluva thing, Cole just can’t quit it nowadays. “It’s about Genji.”
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Seeing Genji again in Recall has thrown Cole through a loop. He doesn't know what to make of his feelings, especially after having seen Genji doing a lot better after all these years. What better way to sort them out by talking to the exact person who helped the cyborg in the first place.
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02 Jan 2026
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in good taste by Chanse (SpottedEnchants)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
26 Nov 2025
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“I wonder, Essek.”
Withdrawing his hands from Caleb’s hair, Essek releases an indulging sigh.
“Wonder what?”
“Are you sweet on me?”
Caleb grins a kiss to the hinge of Essek’s jaw.
“I wouldn’t mind to find you are not.”
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AKA Caleb asks, Essek answers
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- Part 3 of Touching Sentiments (Extras)
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08 Dec 2025
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Cole Cassidy is an Inheritor—in this case, a man who Inherited the ability to shoot out a man’s eye from a hundred yards away without aiming. Most people aren’t a fan of this.
However, when Cassidy’s hand gets cursed by another Inheritor, he knows the cure won’t be free. He begins his highest-paying, highest-risk bounty yet: the bounty on Venice’s Heritage Necklace. As he reunites with old friends and shoots even older enemies, his mission begins to unravel. How deep in enemy territory is this bounty going to lead him?
How far is he willing to follow?
(This story is COMPLETE with about 90k words—I’m just posting it chapter by chapter.)
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02 Nov 2025
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genji is decidedly very cat-like, despite his denial that he is not. cassidy likes to bother him about it.
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16 Sep 2025
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Something was different. Something was wrong.
Or, my take on how Dew's water-to-fire transition happened and the hurt it caused along the way.
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17 Jun 2025