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    Locker Room Orgy (1986) by

    Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)  

    14 Aug 2023

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    Keyed up after a hop, Maverick puts on a good show in the locker room. Not that he realizes they’re watching, at first.

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  2. Public Bookmark 72

    out of orbit by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    26 Sep 2025

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    A half-omega commander crash-lands on an alien planet, and his subordinate lets the tentacles have their way with him. Everyone from his superiors to his comrades to their alien allies want a turn with the commander's holes.

    Chapter 1: Tentacles/Double Penetration
    Chapter 2: Tentacles/Oviposition
    Chapter 3: Gangbang
    Chapter 4: Forced Exhibitionism/Spitroasting
    Chapter 5: Public Humiliation
    Chapter 6: Disinterested Top/Humiliation
    Chapter 7: Gladiator Fuck Ring

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    29 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10

    The Black Thumb by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Strange Horticulture (Video Game)  

    09 Jun 2025

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    When Wilbur journeyed to the remote town of Undermere to take over his late aunt’s plant shop, he'd expected to start a new life. A reclusive one.

    He had not expected to become entangled with a grisly murder, the infighting of three witch covens jostling for power in the region, or a supernatural creature out of barely-remembered lore.

    Or, the Strange Horticulture AU.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Overanalyzing Spy x Family by

    Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Anime), SPY x FAMILY (Manga)  

    30 Sep 2025

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    A series of metas where I'll attempt to do as much of a deep dive as I can on each episode. I am anime only, so please don't spoil the manga for me in the comments.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    Broken Vows Renewed by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    01 Aug 2023

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    The Holy Pope prophesied that Lucian was to be a powerful hero.

    How the mighty have fallen.
    Here is humanity's shining star, shaking and grinding his hips for humanity's greatest enemy.

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    27 Sep 2025