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The Awkward Face-Off between Shen-Laoshi and Yuan'er by asteriel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2023
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Shen Qingqiu ends up toppling through a dimensional rift face first onto a very familiar bed. No, there's no papapa, get your mind out of the gutter! (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
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A casual afternoon on a tour bus involves Pete doing inexplicably Pete-like things the moment he spots Patrick.
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Two Chicago cats in love.
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"Dude, is there really a heavenly choir?" Joe is insatiable with questions, poking and prodding Patrick whenever he appears. He seems to have forgotten about the way his eardrums were ruined when Patrick tried to talk to him, or the way that the psychic’s eyes burned out when she saw Patrick's true form. Hell ruins common sense, apparently.
"No,” Patrick says. “We’re soldiers of God.”
Pete snorts. “Soldiers of God don’t wear argyle sweaters.”
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eggs are not a synonym for love (e.a.n.a.s.f.l.) by asteriel, awake_atnight
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
05 Apr 2015
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Pete's a stale pretzel, Patrick's an egg, and their love was meant to be. Andy the Protein Bar and Joe the Cauliflower continue to have existential questions about their metaphysical state of food-sentience. Gabe Saporta just wants breakfast.
(a sweet and surreal "I am Bread" au)
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There is something very wrong with Dick at the moment. He's doing everything Bruce says without a hint of protest. Tim's going to get to the bottom of this.
Bookmarked by asteriel
23 Dec 2025
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the slumber party initiative by ScarlettSwordMoon for lordwisteria
Fandoms: Batman and Robin (Comics), Batgirl (Comics), Batman (Comics)
28 Sep 2024
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Dick, Damian, and Steph are quarantined in the Bat-Bunker for twenty-four hours. A slumber party reveals many truths.
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23 Dec 2025
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the great resurrector by ScarlettSwordMoon for Rygdea
Fandoms: Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman Incorporated (Comics), Batman (Comics)
06 Oct 2025
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During a mission gone awry, Bruce finds out the truth about what happened between Dick and Clark when they both thought him dead.
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23 Dec 2025
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from hunger you call and it falls upon the ears of faith by passeridae
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
10 Jan 2022
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A Jedi and a Mandalorian walk into a bar. Several misunderstandings then occur, all of them various levels of deadly.
Also there's a lot of sex.
At the end of the day, Jango isn't one to deny himself life's pleasures — especially when they look at him with bright, desperate eyes, and smell better than anything Jango's ever known, and stand with their neck tilted in such a way that Jango can see every pulse of blood under their skin.
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18 Dec 2025
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Of Prawns and Mint Cigarettes by Dawn_on_Revachol for psina_dubina
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 May 2025
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Nothing really happened on Obi-Wan's thirty-ninth birthday, except one half cup of spilled tea, two conversations regarding marriage, and three pieces of empty toffee wrappers.
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18 Dec 2025