11 Bookmarks by azedfeelz
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08 Nov 2024
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"No no no. The car CANNOT be demanding we kiss and make up. It's MY car, it does as I say."
"We've discussed this many times, Crowley. It is OUR car."
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- Part 8 of Relations for Beginners
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07 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale loves kissing Crowley. Crowley loves kissing Aziraphale
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i.e. Crowley and Aziraphale being obsessed with eachother for 1000+ words. Set in the post divorce era sometime
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08 Jan 2024
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“You altered the fabric of the space-time continuum?” Aziraphale says, quite astonished as he takes in the breathtaking expanse of the garden all around them. “For me? Oh, darling, you really shouldn't have.”
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10 Dec 2023
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“Those were tasteful nudes,” Aziraphale says sharply. Really, now. The rest he can just about tolerate, but this is getting quite silly. When he glances at Crowley, he finds him looking over at him in the besotted sort of way he tends to whenever Aziraphale is getting feisty. “Surely the Almighty would allow,” Aziraphale goes on, “or indeed encourage us to celebrate the glory of the design — ”
“You have been using the Heavenly-issued telephones to send lewd photographs to one another?” Uriel interrupts. “The phones you were issued aren’t equipped with an image-taking function.”
“Ah,” Aziraphale says.
(Crowley says yes to Heaven. He and Aziraphale enjoy three fornication-filled weeks there before they’re banished for good.)
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05 Dec 2023
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heaven on the half shell by lineslines
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Dec 2023
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“Ohh,” Aziraphale hummed, suppressing a moan, “these oysters really are remarkable. If you do try one, Crowley, then do it here. Of course–” he considered, his head tilting back again, thrice now, and smacked his lips, “–nothing afterwards will compare. You’ll be ruined forever.”
Oh, he had a feeling he was ruined forever in more ways than one.
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[This is a universe in which they've been fucking for millennia - but never outright, always under the veneer of false pretense. When Aziraphale encounters Crowley in Rome, the demon's remarks about the invigorating qualities of oysters provide a welcome excuse, indeed. You know what they say about oysters.]Series
- Part 3 of False Pretenses
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04 Dec 2023
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It’s all ever so new still, is the thing — the cottage, the us, the touching Crowley so intimately in a bed they can call theirs. A matter of months, not millennia. Not yet.
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26 Nov 2023
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"You're gonna lie down like that?" asked Crowley. "You look like you're in a casket."
Aziraphale frowned. "Is this not correct?"
"You've seen people sleep before, angel, if I'm not mistaken. Do you know anyone who sleeps like that?"
"If we're going to start this exercise off with criticism, perhaps it's best we skip it."
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- Part 7 of Relations for Beginners
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18 Nov 2023
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Canon, but slightly to the left.
Instead of being dragged back down to Hell, Crowley gets to enjoy a little bit more time on Earth. Unfortunately, he's made himself tiny again and is too addled to remember how to turn himself back to normal size.
“Crowley...? You’re still small.”
“I know!” Crowley turned around and sat down on the ground, fuming. Aziraphale could see the barest wisps of smoke coming up from where he was sitting.
“Is something wrong? And please don’t set the grass on fire. You know what happened last time.”
[fic by CelestialArcadia, art by Starshock]
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15 Nov 2023
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vive la révolution by lineslines
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Sep 2023
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“So… if I, the demon Crowley, had all this power over you… Would you try to bargain? Would you try to get me to release you? What would you offer?”
Aziraphale, thinking back to prisoners and guards and favors of the most desperate kind, looked sideways bashfully.
“Oh my… I have nothing on me at all. The only thing I can offer… well… The only thing I can offer is myself.”
(This is a universe in which they've been fucking for milennia. But never outright: always under the veneer of false pretense.)
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- Part 1 of False Pretenses
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14 Nov 2023
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In good weather, one can see the lighthouse at the Rock from the shore: a dot on the horizon, a distant star flashing red and white and red again.
It’s been dark for a fortnight, of course—ever since the incident that every newspaper had breathlessly written about, that the paper-boys on the corners had shouted themselves hoarse over.
This is where Aziraphale is headed: it is his duty, after all, to find out what happened, to make sure that the beacon can be safely lit once again.
He does not expect Crowley to follow him to the windswept isle, to the lonely lighthouse at what could just as well be the edge of the world.
Crowley follows him anyway.
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Bookmarked by azedfeelz
14 Nov 2023