b1rdza
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“Hmm.” Tubbo drums his fingers on the countertop. “So your family thinks you have a boyfriend that you definitely don’t have.”
“Y-yeah.”
“And you’re supposed to bring him to a Christmas party.”
“Well, it- it’s less of a party and more of a visit to my parents’ house for the holiday.”
“But there’ll be food there, right?”
“Um, there should be, yeah?”
“And you’ll be totally embarrassed if you don’t have someone there and they find out you’ve made it all up?”
“Okay, well you don’t have to– yes. Yeah, I’ll be super embarrassed. Is this some kind of trick question, or-?”
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OR.. Ranboo needs a fake boyfriend to bring to his moms' house for Christmas, and fast. It's a good thing Tubbo's here to help! -
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ghostbur goes to limbo
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After a cabinet meeting in which Tubbo negotiates the terms of Tommy's probation, Tommy and Tubbo argue.
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a quiet conversation in tubbo's kitchen after ranboo's revival.
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Suffocating under immense guilt and grief, Tubbo struggles to thrive in the arctic commune.
Kristen, the Goddess of Death, sends him a dream.aka *slaps fic* this bad boy can fit so much self-indulgence in it
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Say Something by RealmOfBlue
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
16 Nov 2021
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The truth was, he never chose silence. The Master Sword had become a needle, his fate a thread; and Link could feel them working, ever so slowly, to sew his mouth shut.
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On why it took the Hero of Hyrule a century to find his voice again.
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24 Feb 2025
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“makes me think of things,” tubbo continues, blowing a thoughtful puff of air into the cool night. the cloud it makes is not visible: summer nights are much warmer here.
“what kinds of ‘things’?” tommy asks, looking down at his mildly damp pants with annoyance.
“deep things,” tubbo says in a low voice, grinning into the darkness.
“oh no!” tommy exclaims, and then he laughs. “like what?”
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in a hundred different moments, in a hundred different ways, tubbo experiences love.
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18 Jul 2023
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Quackity gets the call on a Thursday, walking home from the grocery store in the rain. His cousin Tubbo, who he hasn't seen in years, needs a place to stay. Quackity's got an empty room and free time this summer, and he's not about to let Tubbo bounce between foster homes the way he did as a teenager. Not if he can help it.
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17 Jul 2023
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The first time Ranboo falls in love, it's a boy with the most neatly pressed suit he's ever seen. The boy's got whiskey on his breath and freckled scars spattered across his face like the milky way itself fell down and burned him, and he talks about policy and rebuilding and Ranboo doesn't hear a single goddamn word he says.
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24 Apr 2023
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“I haven’t got a garrison, mate,” Jack says, shrugs with a smile that almost looks genuine, “Guess you’re shit out of luck eh? Gonna have to turn around and fuck off home, aren't you?”
“I don’t know what you’re playing at, but from where we’re standing, Snowchester looks a whole lot like a fucking garrison.”
“Snowchester’s the island," Jack corrects, like he's sharing a fun fact with a child, "The fort is called Breakwater.”
Tommy huffs a breath, twitches, “I don’t give a fuck what it’s called Jack it’s a fucking fort and we need to talk about it before we decide it’s a threat.”
Jack’s face falls, and all illusions of warmth disappear like snow in the water.
“I don’t talk to traitors.”Bookmarked by b1rdza
22 Feb 2023