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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    actual peak | davekat

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    “I believe you gave me much more money than you intended.” Newt listened to the man’s deep chuckle.

    “If anything I gave you less, but that was all I had on me at that moment.”

    “Oh,” Newt chewed his lip. “I feel like I shouldn’t accept this, I know I shouldn’t. That’s far too much money to give away, sir.”

    “Sir,” Percival repeated fondly, his tone deep and the way he said it making Newt squirm, feeling desire pool in his belly.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    i don’t even go here but waowaowaowoo

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    The gist of it was this: infiltrate La Puta Madre, get key names, dates and locations, and get out. As if this was an easy task, and not something the RCM had been struggling to achieve successfully for decades.

    The Moralintern’s present, Benjamin Setsuna, was a recent addition to the Madre, previously not physically present within the Jamrock locale. La Madre knew a name, that he was Seolite, his necessary business dealings, but had never actually seen the man.

    Kim resented that this task had fallen to him, as the precinct’s only high ranking Seolite officer. He had accepted the task, mask carefully in place, but he felt Harry shift angrily next to him at their secondary briefing.

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    08 Apr 2025

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    disco elysium 4ever
    holy moly. POSSIBLY a lil ooc in laces but tbf they are playing diff characters for msot of it.
    i acc love harry's characterisation here, w the freaky silences and psychic shit THATS DEFO HOW IT SEEMS TO OUTSIDERS.
    also thank fuck someone wrote the freaky domsub kimharry smut that harry deserves. i know hed appreciate this

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    Eight months after Martinaise, an entroponetic experiment gone wrong lands Lieutenant Double-Yefreitor Harrier Du Bois in a temporary coma, and Precinct 41 finds itself saddled with twenty-four unusual new inhabitants.

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    04 Apr 2025

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    AMAZING.
    top tier. top gd tier.

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    Harry finds himself in the liminal space between Martinaise and actually having to be Harry Du Bois again. He needs to return to his apartment, and his job, and his life, but the prospect is terrifying; everything that was once him is everything he can't allow himself to be ever again. Kim helps him make the transition, and Harry pines wildly over him. They eat food and talk about the homo-sexual underground. Harry tries not to cry a lot.

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    04 Apr 2025

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    DISCOOOO!!!
    i love when fic writers use the game format so good and awesome