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Tavlor has lightning in her blood—Astarion would know, he tasted it when he drank from her. The only problem is she can’t seem to control it, or even use it at all, unless her life is in mortal peril. While the others see her as a liability, Astarion sees an opportunity to secure protection, a steady food supply, and a chance to reclaim the power that was taken for him. But when his interference has deadly consequences, he learns that he isn’t the only one concealing dark secrets. With his freedom on the line, Astarion will do almost anything to keep Tavlor under his influence, except of course, fall in love with her for real.
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“Oh, no, darling,” he whispers, lowering his lips to her neck. He doesn’t bite down just yet, just teasing nips and gentle strokes of his tongue, just enough to make her shiver, to make her hips seek him out, desperate for more. “I’ll tell you when to touch me. There’s no need to strain your pretty little head over the details. All you have to do is obey.”
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- Part 1 of The Lady of Vampires
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All Tavianna wanted was a romantic kiss picture in front of the Eiffel Tower with Wyll, the love of her life. Instead, Wyll runs off to Avernus just weeks before their wedding and Tav ends up on her non-refundable honeymoon alone. Good thing her old college friends, Gale and Astarion, are here to take her mind off things.
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Tavlor wants a throne of her own. The Vampire Ascendant feels his lap is perfectly sufficient.
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Astarion crosses a line, leaving Tavlor to reconsider her role in their relationship.
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- Part 7 of The Lady of Vampires
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Astarion and Tavlor play a hand of poker, but it’s Gale who holds all the cards.
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Astarion is going to enjoy this, he decides. He’ll savor this power, this control. He will make them both beg for him.
His voice is a low rumble, barely above a whisper. He doesn’t need to speak louder. They’re both hanging on his every word.
“Do it, Tavlor. Show our wizard what he’s been missing.”Series
- Part 4 of The Lady of Vampires
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What starts out as a silly drunk game of Truth or Dare becomes a reckoning for Astarion and Tavlor, who are forced to come to terms with the depth of their feelings for one another, and their complete inability to deal with them.
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Two drunk idiots play a drinking game and have sex in a supply closet instead of talking about their relationship like adults.
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- Part 3 of The Lady of Vampires
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A series of smutty one and two shots about Ascended Astarion and his Dark Consort, Tavlor.
If you think Astarion tackling you and putting his knife to your throat counts as foreplay, this series is for you.
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“Maybe what you really need is a friend, not a lover.”
Astarion’s eyes flutter with surprise. “I-I would like that. I’ve held more people than I can count. An infinite parade of lovers. But a friend?” He pauses on the question and his face becomes crestfallen. “I can’t think of a single one.”
He puts his hand out to Effy, to which she happily accepts.
“Until you,” he says with a smile—that only she’s ever seen.
Ever since that moment the two remained friends and even got an apartment together in the Lower City shortly after defeating the Netherbrain.
It’s been several months since; and Effy is still happily living with her vampire bestie, but Astarion’s been acting different lately…
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- Part 1 of Something Else Entirely
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15 Mar 2026
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The Netherbrain is defeated, Baldur's Gate is burning, and Ta'av is reeling in the aftermath. With her last link to her past now severed, she faces an impossible choice: does she try to be the hero that others seem to think she is, or does she defy fate and the gods in pursuit of her heart's desire?
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- Part 17 of sex and violence, one is just the other
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- 7/?
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02 Dec 2025
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“And would you love that home,” he said slowly, “in whatever form you could have it?”
Lyanna closed her eyes, and chose to believe. “Yes,” said Lyanna forcefully.
Kidnapped and tormented by a sadistic wretch, Lyanna makes a deal with a creature from another dimension to return to Astarion--however she can have him. The man she finds is not what she expects.
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27 Jul 2025
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None of his whores look like me.
I’m disappointed. I tell him so.Fearing her old mistress, Tav agrees to become Astarion’s retainer—despite how he’s changed, despite how he’s broken her heart. She knows she’s trading her freedom for safety. She knows she’ll be a servant.
What she doesn’t know is how much more he’ll demand—her dignity, her loyalty, her heart. And it will take all her cunning and violence to escape him.Series
- Part 1 of Cruel World, Full of Cruel Things
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18 Jul 2025
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U.S. Congressman Enver Gortash eagerly accepts Governor Richard Bhaal’s invitation to join his presidential campaign as his running-mate. In the process, he discovers the true mastermind behind the Bhaal campaign: Bhaal's daughter, Elegy, who is as ruthless as she is charming. Together, Enver and Elegy will do anything it takes to win the election… but will their web of deals and deception fall apart when they find themselves relentlessly drawn to each other?
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- Part 1 of death and politics
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22 May 2025