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[Podfic] Relativity by Dimity Blue by barmy_bunk
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2014
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Author's Summary: In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Ron said, "I think Mum's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him." Who else but Mycroft?
John gets to meet one of Mycroft's cousins.
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Harry Potter went down in history as the man who destroyed the magical world. He received a Nobel Prize for it.
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After the events of autumn 1984, people in Hawkins begin to find strange marks on their bodies. More weirdness in Hawkins, must be Tuesday, but Nancy, Jonathan, and Steve find that destiny isn't done with them yet.
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Peter Parker's Super Secret Snack Stash by coconutknightshade
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Sep 2019
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"It's D, Peter. We talked about this."
“No it’s not, Ned. Because if it were D then I would be wrong and that would put me at a 65% already on this practice exam and we haven’t even gotten through it all. I can’t fail another history exam, Ned! This last one is worth 60% of our grade! If I fail this final then I’ll fail the class and if I fail the class then I’ll be kicked out of school-”
“You’re top of our year, Peter.” You can almost hear Ned’s eye roll as he talks over Peter.
“- and if I’m kicked out of school then I’ll be forced to live on the streets exchanging sexual favors for money and I can’t do that, Ned! I wouldn’t even know what to charge- I mean, what’s the street value of a blow job, Ned? Do you know? Because I sure as shit don’t.” At this point Ned is outright giggling over Peter’s theatrics.
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Or in which Peter uses FRIDAY's system to have a conversation with Ned about AP History while he's sneaking into his super secret snack stash in the kitchen.
Or in which Peter's spidey senses betray him in the most embarrassing of ways.
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Teen for swearing.
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“Steve?” Eddie interrupts again. Steve casts a glance in his direction, but Eddie is looking past him at the television with hazy eyes.
“Yeah, I’m here.” Steve jostles his foot gently and gestures for the doctor to continue talking about fluid levels. By fluid, he’s pretty sure she just means blood. The blood that Eddie was coughing up, he figures. It had to go somewhere, so they must’ve drained it the same way they drained all the leaking air from Max’s lung. Maybe. He hopes Eddie’s uncle gets this stuff better than he does.
“Don’t you live in Loch Nora?” Eddie asks just as the doctor is opening her mouth to speak again. Steve builds up to a sigh, unsure how exactly to tell Eddie to shut up when it’s not even his fault that he can’t, before he realizes Eddie’s gaze is still glued to the TV.
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so take the wheel and i will take the pedals by pepperfield
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
22 Sep 2019
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Steve has no idea why these kids want to hang out with him so much.