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    On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.

    That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    On a cold December morning, Remus Lupin shows up on Severus Snape's doorstep with a child with very familiar eyes.

     

    Original prompt: Someone is grieving at Snape’s house during the Christmas holidays after getting yelled at. Genre: Adoption. Bonus: Something that belonged to Voldemort. Bonus 2: Taking on a new identity. (Source)

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    23 Jun 2025

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    “It has recently come to our attention that we cannot trust everyone in the Order with your well-being.”
    “You mean…a traitor?”
    “Yes. The Headmaster is cleaning up internally, and in the interim you are to stay away, even from people you think you can trust."

    In the wake of Sirius’ death, Harry must go into hiding in the muggle world with Snape. Surrounded by forces that are desperate to either kill or preserve him, Harry weighs the value of his own life.

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    05 Jun 2025

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    08 May 2025

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    There’s a beat of supremely awkward silence.

    "I've offended you,” Armand says. “My apologies. I crossed a line.”

    Yeah, you fucking did.

    “No, that’s – it’s fine. I’ll just need my accountant to crunch the numbers on that one, is all.”

    Jesus H. Christ, Molloy, what are you doing, you absolute nutjob?

    In which Daniel's best customer asks to meet in person.

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    20 Mar 2025