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This is a self indulgent fic
It’s canon that Douglas ‘experimented’ with one of the Skrendel Brothers. It was Angela and I’m dying on this hill. And it absolutely was not the first time they fucked. Argue with a brick wall.
Anyways enjoy gross alien sex
(previously “Test Run”… the new title obviously fits better)
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Adrenaline coursed through your veins as you stood under the spotlights, the blinding glare that would have once burned your eyes just made you that feel much better, like you were the only person in the entirety of hell. The sweat that stuck to your body was unbelievably uncomfortable as you came down from your high, your previously gelled down hair would have to be peeled away from your forehead later.
Your eyes and limbs felt heavy, the ringing in your ears slowly morphed into deafening cheers, the overwhelming chorus of a pleased crowd suddenly hit your eardrums like a freight train. Your arms fell to your sides, staring up at the ceiling as you bathed in the praising and probably lustful comments thrown your way. You didn’t care.
You didn’t care about the overly loud announcer screaming the scores into your ears from the massive speakers. You didn’t care about how your sweat had turned your makeup into a sort of cement that stuck to your face in all the wrong ways.
Your mouth stretched into a wide grin as the winner for this years Clown Contest was announced.
You.
(Do not feed this fic to AI. Thats not cool.)

