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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    The continued adventures, past snippets, or whatever else can be written about a revived Caine and his favorite darling human, Bounba.

    (Based on Recover Deleted Files, Y/N? and How to Sleep, and How to Slumber (Party) because I don't want to come off anon but want something more efficient than daisy-chaining links every time I'm afflicted with a new idea for them. Because they have taken over my brain.)

    Table of contents:
    Ch 1: Dev Talk - "horror" game themed monster adventure shenanigans
    Ch 2-3: Curtain Call-Encore - Reader POV for Ep7-8 to Caine's revival
    Ch 4: Tightrope - karaoke night songfic
    Ch 5: Down the Rabbit Hole - Alt AU (or maybe just more canon) take: SOMA Theory IS real... but you get Caine back anyway. Vague fairytale vibes

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “Bad dream?”

    You whipped around, the dagger you kept under your pillow aimed at the owner of the voice. Astarion chuckled, hands raised to show he was unarmed. You sighed and dropped your weapon.

    “A really bad dream, then, or are you always so quick on the draw?”

    You stay quiet and wipe the sweat off your brow and upper lip. There was a stream nearby… but the thought of being alone out here at night terrified you. Sleeping out in the open with another vampire mere feet away was bad enough.

    But there was nothing else you could do now to distract your mind. Her eyes, her smile were burned into the forefront of your mind, taunting you, beckoning you back to her.

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    Tav was a vampire lord's slave and struggles to cope around Astarion

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    19 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    "Gods... I'm dying..." The vampire says through clenched teeth.

    "Not if I can help it, my friend. Oak Father preserve us, we will get you through this." Halsin objects, hovering his palm just over Astarion's chest and successfully keeping him from trying to sit up again.

    You brush the back of your hand down the vampire's cheek. He feels almost.. normal? The temperature of his flesh heightened to the heat of a living being. Certainly higher than it should be, but for a moment you can't help but wonder if this is how he would have felt, were his heart still beating. If the two of you had met in another lifetime, is this how it would feel? Would he allow you to touch him like this, tender and soft, to feel the heat of his burning cheeks on your knuckles? Perhaps. His eyes have fluttered shut, rubies hidden beneath a blanket of white snow. Your hand trails down to his chin, hesitant to part from him. From the most beautiful corpse you've ever met.

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    07 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Astarion is saved by strangers who are all too familiar with him.

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    23 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    you confess to oliver and end up getting together! thats all!

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    15 Aug 2025