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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    By definition, Dan Howell is not mentally well. He’s slowly losing hope and realizing that he’s not capable of having a ‘normal’ life with the list of mental disorders that suffocate his will to live.

    Honestly, Dan isn’t sure if it’s really worth it to try and survive.

    Until Phil Lester involuntarily steps into Dan’s life and by Phil’s definition, Dan’s more than worth it.

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    16 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    Or: Bruce and Clark Convince Everyone on Planet Earth That They’re Dating Before They Convince Themselves...

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    17 Sep 2025

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    'I don't understand how tax evasion relates to you going on a date with, do I need to remind you, Bruce Wayne.'

    Clark bit his tongue.

    'We're going to get married. It's a tax break, not tax evasion.'

    'Are you kidding me.' Lois stared. 'That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.'

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    Bruce asks Clark to marry him for tax reasons. Clark, against his better judgment, agrees.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Harry wasn’t quite in the same shape he once was – no longer an Auror trainee or a Quidditch star – but he didn’t mind his extra squish … until the press started commenting on how he’d ‘let himself go.’

    Draco wasn’t bothered by it. In fact, he rather liked it – though he’d never admit that aloud. Despite what Pansy thought, he did possess some self-worth. He wasn’t a slag for humiliation.

    When the two find themselves working alongside each other, and Harry is shirtless and sweaty on more than one occasion … well, what did you think would happen?

    If your answer isn’t ‘they’d shag against a garage door,’ then you’re wrong.

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    Someone in the Camelot (Merlin) has rooted out a spy on the council. This anonymous person (who is obviously Merlin) put this accusation into a long letter, full of evidence from a thorough investigation and infiltration of the spy's circle within the staff. Arthur is remarkably impressed with this mystery detective (again, Merlin) and becomes set on uncovering their identity.

    Merlin didn't think things would get out of hand. He only wanted to get rid of the spy publicly and legally, so he forewent the magic and decided to conduct a counterintelligence mission for months to gather evidence the old-fashioned way—like anyone would! But suddenly Arthur is searching for him, and magic or not, he learned a long time ago to stay in the shadows.

    George is so tired. It is so obvious. King Arthur is disappointingly unobservant, and George cannot take this much longer.

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    09 Jul 2025