beetlenaut
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There was a thing in the sewers under the base. And somehow nobody had noticed it except Pyro (Though he had to admit, the arsonist had an uncanny knack for finding things, if its feuds with the enemy Spy was anything to show for). You’d think that 8 trained mercenaries would have enough awareness to figure out something like that. Clearly not, as he was finding out now.
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aka Demoman goes on a stakeout to find out who’s been stealing all the food from the fridge. -
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A perfectly average person has died and passed onto the afterlife. Now they're stuck in The Middle Place, the afterlife's middle management.
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Someone wakes up in a derelict barn with no memory, and nothing but a compulsive urge stringing them along.
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A father spends time with his daughter while dealing with looming financial and emotional instability.
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The road to rock bottom is paved by battery acid and rotary phones [indefinite haitus] by beetlenaut
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
15 Dec 2021
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Spamtons never had much luck with business, not like his siblings who’ve all found success. One day, he gets a call, one that changes the rest of his life.
[Indefinite Hiatus]
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The Aura Eaters by icarus_chained
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Martian Manhunter (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
24 Oct 2023
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J'onn J'onzz, the last Martian, lies captive in the pod of an alien ship as it makes planetfall. He is spent. Eaten. A husk of a thing. But they have made the smallest of errors, and if nothing else, he will try to be a nuisance before he dies. He will try to warn this world of the horror that comes for them. And, if he has the chance, he will try to fight for it.
An alien invasion comes to Earth. To Gotham. And in the process, a lot of worlds (metaphorically) collide.
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- Part 13 of Wings over Gotham
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Shiny by standupthe for Land_Locked_Martian
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
25 Feb 2024
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"I'm not experimental." - Megatron sneered - "I'm cheap."
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- Part 1 of PROMISES
Bookmarked by beetlenaut
25 Feb 2025
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loved this take on megatron and impactor,, fireeee 🔥🔥🔥
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“I never went down,” Ratchet said.
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- Part 4 of Transformers works
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Bookmarked by beetlenaut
24 Jan 2025
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the twists, the turns! the characters omggggg fuckkkk it’s so good
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default settings by fowo
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
17 Jul 2024
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"In a post-war world, we're given the luxury of medical procedures that are not vital," Ratchet said. "By which I don't mean 'unnecessary', just 'not needed for survival'. It's a very nice change of pace."
"So this will be a thing now? You'll do... cosmetic surgeries?"
Ratchet shrugged a little. "In the end," he said, "a medic is a servant to the needs of others. My job is largely reactive. Ventral fuel line clogged? I can fix that for you. Hinges grinding? I fix it. Rust infection; I fix that too. Why not do this as well? It's just on you to tell me what you need."
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It was never important enough. Before the war, it was unthinkable. Then, well, it was war.
Now, Megatron realized nothing was really speaking against doing something he's always wanted to do. -
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“Do you want me to tell you a story?” Megatron said mockingly. “You won’t like it, Prime. It’s not a very nice one.”
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- Part 7 of Transformers works
- Part 2 of Astolat Sampler
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Bookmarked by beetlenaut
11 Nov 2024
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absolutely amazing. brain chemical change inducing