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how close to the edge we are by uwusillygirl for hibiscus_tea
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Mar 2024
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"Another character trait of Eddie’s that is perhaps hyperbolized for safety purposes is the fact that she isn’t that nice of a girl. Which she thinks isn’t personally her responsibility. Or any girls’, really. But the social need for any pleasantness really drops when you’re a dyke and don’t need to constantly woo, soothe, and kowtow to men.
Chrissy Cunningham seems to forget this about Eddie often."
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Chrissy is beginning to think Ettie has sampled too much of her own product. “I don't know what you're talking about,” she says.
Ettie huffs in exasperation. Enunciating carefully, she says, “Have you tried masturbating?”
Chrissy stares at her. “No.”
“Might be a good place to start, before you spend a bunch of money on self-medication,” says Ettie. “Relaxing and free.” Her face is slightly pink, but maybe that's Chrissy's imagination, or the lighting in the trailer, or something.
“No,” says Chrissy again, feeling unmoored. “I don't do that. I mean. I can't do that.” Stupidly, she gestures to her cheer uniform, her short skirt. “I'm a girl.”
Chrissy comes to Ettie for something to help her sleep. Ettie's suggestion makes her realize she's been missing out on a lot of things.
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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05 Nov 2022
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Every day before her morning run, Chrissy Cunningham takes three pills. One is small, one is medium, and one is large.
Birth control, scent blocker, and suppressant.
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08 Sep 2022
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Eddie shifts in his seat, drums his fingers against the table. “Look,” he says, “I have this policy where I don’t pry, but it’s just that like, you’re Chrissy Cunningham, you know? Total goody two shoes. And if you want something stronger, I’ll help you, I swear, just…” He pauses again. “Have you tried taking the edge off the old-fashioned way?”
It takes an embarrassingly long moment for her to get it, but when she does, she can feel herself blushing, furious and blotchy all the way up to the roots of her hair.
“Oh,” she squeaks out. “You mean like— like? Sex?”
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- Part 1 of like music
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01 Jul 2022
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“You're a boy.” Chrissy punctuated the comment with a tap of her makeup brush.
“I'm almost twenty.”
“Fine, you’re a man.”
Eddie almost flinched at the word. “Gross.” He said, then immediately regretted it.
But Chrissy just giggled. “Gross?”
“Yeah, men are gross, dude.”
“I mean, I agree. But it’s funny that you would say that.”
Eddie felt like he should backtrack. “Just reminds me of my dad, the word ‘man.’” Ah yes, because emotional vulnerability was definitely backtracking. Great job, Ed. “Or like, the president. Or cavemen. King Kong.” Eddie mimicked beating his chest in a parody of masculinity.
Chrissy hummed to indicate she was listening.
“I’d rather be like… a formless eldritch being.”
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After the war Hermione returns to Hogwarts to finish up her year with her fellow werewolf Neville Longbottom. But they aren't the only students trying to keep their new half-breed status under wraps. Pack bonds are difficult to manage in the best of times, even more so when you fight your instincts.
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- Part 1 of Moon Struck
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Chrissy was twelve when she asked her parents for a pet snake.
They bought her a mouse instead.Series
- Part 1 of doomsday
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09 Jun 2022
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28 Apr 2021
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Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.
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03 Nov 2019
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It's seven years after the War and the Hogwarts Alumnus are still dealing with the after effects of being child soldiers. A vindictive Hermione sets in motion a series of events she never wanted. War is a curious thing, don't you think? DM/HG. Post-Hogwarts. EWE. Rated M. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of Isn't War A Curious Thing?
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Upon waking up on his 18th birthday, Draco Malfoy noticed three small letters on his wrist: HJG.
That same day, Hermione Granger also woke up with letters on hers: DLM.
"What does it mean?" she asked quietly.
"It means… we're soulmates."
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23 Jun 2019
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It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? // 8th Year AU
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03 Feb 2019
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Marching Song by kimberlite8 for coveredincleganedna_dealbreaker19
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Sep 2017
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Sandor's war letters to Sansa while he is on campaign. An epistolary smutfic. "It feels so sweet to fall asleep with your words in my head, your letters underneath my hand. Like I could actually believe that with all the world has to offer, you chose to sit in this muddy tent only because I was here."
Tremendous thanks to my beta, Redgoddemandsit!
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15 Dec 2018
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After a French notary contacts Rey to inform her she's inherited a house in the Drôme (France), she decides from one day to the next to quit her job and move there.
The house is pretty secluded, there's no service, no internet, no way to reach other people aside from the landline in the living-room.
Ideal conditions, by her standards, as those theoretically should allow her to be perfectly alone.
Theoretically.
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06 Dec 2018
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Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
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- Part 1 of Rights and Wrongs
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05 Dec 2018