14 Works by bitchlips

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    Steve tells Dustin he thinks they should record a bunch of birthday messages for Eddie's 21st birthday. Why? Because Steve is incapable of not being a complete sap and a half when it comes to Eddie Munson, his boyfriend.

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    The line for the drive-thru was irrationally long for a coffee shop that sucked at consistently making a latte. They could go in and grab their coffee, Eddie thought as he looked through the semi-foggy windows. There were maybe ten patrons in there and all of them were sitting down enjoying their coffee and donuts. It would surely be a faster, more sensible decision.

    But if they did that then Eddie couldn’t lean over the center console and whisper, “I bet I can make you come before we get to place our order.” 

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    The one where Eddie is off touring on Christmas and Steve schemes to get him to himself for a night. (I hate writing summaries but I promise this is cute and full of fluff as per usual!)

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    Eddie’s right leg was jumping up and down. “Jesus H Christ, do you have every Christmas song memorized?” He blurted out.

    Steve looked over at Eddie as he continued singing.

    Eddie shook his head as Steve turned his head back to the road. “This is the most annoying Christmas song.”

    “I assure you, there are more annoying Christmas songs than this. This,” Steve pointed to the radio. “Is a classic.”

    Eddie scoffed and cracked the window before lighting a cigarette. “Wrong again, Harrington. There are no classic Christmas songs.”

     

    (Or the one where there's a road trip, Christmas songs on every station, and two hours for two guys to realize they are head over heels for each other.)

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    for @thefreakandthehair’s spicy six winter prompt challenge over on tumblr

    prompt chosen: The heat went out. Oh no!

    The heater broke. Ralph is a jerk. Robin has one last final to study for. Nancy helps keep her girl warm and makes sure she is ready for her bio final.

    This is quite possibly the worst summary I have ever written.

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    “You look at him and you see him and you think, okay, this is what I am getting. The hair and the charm and the flirtatious eyelashes–”

    “The flirtatious what now?”

    “Shut up, you know about the eyelashes.” Nancy smiles.

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    Steve allowed himself to be pulled towards his own car on the street. “Hey, thanks for helping me get over my fear of cemeteries.” He grinned as he walked around the car to the driver's side door.

    “I didn’t know you were scared of them,” Eddie furrowed his brows at Steve, staring at him over the top of the Beemer. He opened and closed his mouth a few times, wanting to say sorry. “That’s good, right?”

    Steve laughed, shaking his head. “No, now I am going to get a boner every time I pass one.”

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    It’s Sunday morning and Eddie watches as Steve brushes his teeth in the bathroom, shirtless. 
     

    NARRATOR: And this is when Eddie realizes he is fucked.

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    The Hideout is more packed than normal for a Thursday night. Steve guesses it’s because of the new karaoke machine Ray bought, much to Eddie’s disapproval. Ray bought a fucking karaoke machine, Steve, and he is insisting we start a karaoke night. Steve had to stifle a laugh at how Eddie was treating this as if Metallica decided to shave their hair. And well, once Robin got a hold of this information, she had demanded they all go watch the local Tammy Thompsons perform their favorite hits. 

     

    Or the one where Steve sings a song at Karaoke night, Eddie doesn't know what to do, and Robin is over both of them.

     

    I hate summaries, I hate tagging. But I love this little story. The title and the song is 'I'm Your Man' by Wham! of course.

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    Eddie had to look back at Steve’s face before he really turned himself on and this got embarrassing. He had to bite down the smirk threatening to show how Steve’s jaw was basically on the floor. Eddie settled on puckering his lips at him with a wink.

    Steve glared at him again, but he also licked his lips. But, before he could do anything else, the clerk was back and he had to turn back around.

    “You two are so gross. It literally makes me want to vomit.” Robin said beside him.

    “I’m rubber, you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me onto you.” Eddie mocked.

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    Stiles knew it was going to happened eventually. Beacon Hills wasn't exactly a huge town and it wasn't like their friends weren't friends with each other. Stiles realizes using the word friends to describe Derek's pack was probably an overshot, but whatever. Back to the present.

    Or the one where the pack constructs a plan to stick Stiles and Derek in an elevator because their post-break up blues are ruining the pack dynamic.

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    After watching Roswell's episode where Michael shows up at Maria's window in the pouring rain after almost killing Hank... I decided that Derek should have totally shown up at Stiles' window after Kali forced him to kill Boyd.

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    Derek slept over one time. One time.

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    I was listening to Maria Mena's "You're the Only One" and obviously thought of Nick and Jess. I decided to write a series of random one shots of their relationship. Its set in the future and they're married and have babies and everything is sunshine and rainbows. (This is going to be such a long summer you guys)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    18
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