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“Alright,” Enjolras says after a moment of silence. “Get it out of your system.”
Grantaire, without consciously planning to do so, bursts out laughing.
“You're an elf,” Grantaire manages, redundantly, once his laughter dies down. “Oh my God, Enjolras. You're a mall elf.”
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Or, Enjolras and Grantaire realise how little they really know about each other, and that Christmas really does bring out the best in some people.
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28 Mar 2025
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Enjolras is one of the best detectives in Homicide; unfortunately, he can't keep a partner for long. Getting assigned Grantaire--the Narcotics officer freshly released from rehab--seems like a punishment, but it may be a blessing in disguise.
Meanwhile, a killer pursues the wealthy.
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24 Mar 2025
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The Several Regrets Of Marius Pontmercy by Ren
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
23 May 2013
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In which Marius regrets his life choices, Courfeyrac is a terrible friend, and they get stuck under the bed while Enjolras and Grantaire have sex on it.
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23 Mar 2025
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Enjolras develops a crush on a new friend. The only problem is they've never met face to face, and only correspond via the Internet. As he falls more and more for this mysterious pen pal, he starts a job at The Musain Books and Café, where he finds himself instantly at odds with Grantaire, the barista.
Or, a Shop Around the Corner/You've Got Mail adaptation.
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17 Mar 2025
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Grantaire spends longer examining Enjolras’ apartment than Enjolras’ body, which is something he will never admit to anyone for as long as he lives. He almost jerks himself off in the shower, just to see what Enjolras looks like when he’s hard and desperate, but he can’t convince himself that it would be an okay thing to do. Does it still count as a sort of sexual assault if the body isn’t his and he doesn’t have permission?
He can’t resolve it, so leaves it alone and goes to his own apartment to see if Enjolras is in his body, and finds him having a panic attack.
Enjolras and Grantaire wake up in each other's bodies, and while Grantaire marvels at how free and confident he suddenly feels, Enjolras adjusts to being in a body that cringes away from unfamiliar situations and struggles to find an optimistic side to anything.
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12 Mar 2025
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“So, let me get this straight,” says Combeferre after three rings. He sounds half asleep, and Enjolras winces. “Your crazy ex-convict of a father has decided that Cosette can only date people once you do?”
“Yes.”
There’s the sound of movement as Combeferre unplugs his phone and settles back against his pillows. “And you, somehow—stupidly, I might add—decided to make her happy by agreeing to date someone?”
“Yes.” There’s a very pregnant pause. Enjolras curls and uncurls his hands into fists.
“Right,” says Combeferre. “We’re having this conversation tomorrow.” And then he hangs up.
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- Part 1 of 10 Things Verse
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10 Mar 2025
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Grounds for Dismissal by The Librarina (tears_of_nienna)
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
30 Jul 2013
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Enjolras does not have time to deal with a new barista this morning.
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06 Mar 2025
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Enjolras has worn a cuff to keep from finding out who his soulmate is for years, even though he knows there's a name under there. When Grantaire starts coming to meetings, though, bringing Combeferre's soulmate close behind him, it's enough to make Enjolras wonder if he's making the right choice after all.
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04 Mar 2025
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Grantaire really doesn't expect Enjolras to force him to move in with him when he hears how shitty Grantaire's apartment is. And he definitely doesn't expect Enjolras to want him to stay, or how easy it turns out to be, or the way Enjolras has a habit of doing his studying in the sunshine on the living room floor ...
Yeah, he may be in some trouble.
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03 Mar 2025
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How the Future's Done by barricadeur
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
17 Mar 2013
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"Grantaire," he says slowly. "What do you have in that box?"
Grantaire looks up at Enjolras, his eyes very blue even with the glaze of drunkenness at the edges. "A favor," he says.
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03 Mar 2025
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Почему в Отверженных всех зовут Жан: версия Друзей Азбуки
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01 Mar 2025
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Life after the war is all the sweeter for a decent cup of tea made by Severus’s favourite green-eyed barista.
A Snarry Coffee Shop AU.
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14 Dec 2024
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Harry goes undercover at Hogwarts, as someone totally different, to find the new Dark Lord, and finds himself falling in love with his nemesis, Severus Snape.
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14 Dec 2024
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Christmastime in Hogwarts had always been full of magic, mystery and wonder, so when Harry was called to stand in for Madam Pomfrey over the holiday season, he jumped for the opportunity to get a break from his busy schedule at St. Mungo’s. Little did he expect to be snowed in with a dead body, an unknown murderer, and Severus Snape as the prime suspect. It seemed that Harry's days of solving puzzles were not over.
A Hogwarts murder mystery.
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14 Dec 2024
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When a Hogwarts student is kidnapped, Headmaster Snape takes matters into his own hands. Auror Potter is on the case and finds that his association with the Headmaster might be a bit more than growing friendship and camaraderie. After all, Severus wouldn't trust his dog - or his wand - to just anyone.
Thanks to my ever-wonderful betas, abrae and badgerlady
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14 Dec 2024
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Severus Snape, Yoga Teacher by deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2022
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Severus Snape was a yoga teacher. Severus Snape was alive. Harry was faintly aware he was gaping like a fish. Severus Snape was at the front of the yoga classroom (studio? Gymnasium?), talking to a student, his hair pulled in a small bun on the back of his head. Severus Snape wore trousers that left nothing to the imagination. Severus Snape was hung.
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- Part 6 of Snarry Playlist
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15 Nov 2024
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A collection of three-panel comics about Harry and Severus stuck at home during quarantine.
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19 Oct 2024
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Harry Potter is back in the game! Follow him as he investigates the death of an heiress to one of the richest wizarding families, all while navigating his relationship with Severus outside of Hogwarts walls.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter, PI
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16 Oct 2024
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Harry Potter, PI, goes undercover in Hogwarts as the new Divination Professor to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a sixth year Slytherin.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter, PI
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16 Oct 2024
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Taking over the overnight shift at the campus coffee shop, Harry meets an interesting stranger.
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03 Sep 2024