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    That little amendment, combined with his break of sentence structure, has you squinting even harder as you wonder how a starving gladiator could afford to pay your ass, and wonder if he makes more than you thought. His armor, after all, is in fine condition, and though the room the photo had shown was exceedingly plain, the sight of his Symbiotes’ glossy, flawless paint indicated that they were all in good health.

    “What’s… the job offer?” you ask cautiously.

     

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    In other words: How about an action-packed comfort fic that revolves around taking care of silly Minicons and fragging two badboy hot mechs?

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    14 Jul 2024

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    A 'mining accident' results in Orion Pax and D-16 ending up aboard the Lost Light, and they find out that, yes, other Cybertonian's exist outside of their universe.

    Or as Swerve put it: “Because, yes, we’re on a ship. The Lost Light. And if you don’t know that, then I should have probably called in backup about five minutes ago.”

    AU which takes place post Lost Light (specifically after the comics ended) and pre Transformers One.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Sunk Cost FallacyNoun

    An ingrained failsafe coding instance whereby a mech is reluctant to abandon a strategy or course of action because they have invested heavily in it - even when it becomes clear that abandonment would be more beneficial.
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    Exhausted, depressed and shell-shocked, Skyfire finds himself struggling to adjust to the end of the war he had no choice but to take part in.

    Unfortunately, his fractured sparkbond doesn’t seem to be helping, especially when the culprit - and his two trinemates - reappear back into his life.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    (Featherstone, The Paper Kites)

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    21 Dec 2025

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    (Rewrite and extension of Febuwhump Day 10: Magic Exhaustion.)

    An exploration around the Malto's property goes awry when Bumblebee and the Terrans stumble upon a magical pond that appears to have a singular ability: turn whoever touches it young.

    Consequently, the Terrans have to deal with a significantly younger Bumblebee - B-127 - with a heightened sense of self-importance and attitude. Confusion gripping all sides of the fiasco, the group of sparklings desperately search for a way to restore him to the mentor they know, all while trying to navigate their new and terrifying relationship.

    Not that B-127's helping make things easier.

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    15 Dec 2025