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    Zoro wasn’t paid to think. He was paid to do a job. Right now, his job was Sanji, an unassuming chef that someone wanted dead.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Sanji helps a lone gunslinger and accidentally earns a favor from the wildest, most handsome cowboy he's ever had the misfortune to meet.
    Zoro will stop at nothing to repay his debt to the pretty cook who saved his life.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Sanji is the third son of Judge, king of Germa. He gets one chance to escape his miserable life there, but it takes an unexpected turn that finds him on a boat half way across the ocean. He finds himself in a new land full of giants and unforeseen acts of fate.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.

    The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.

     

    AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Fushiguro Megumi is a hard news journalist for a fairly successful newspaper in Toshima City, one of the central wards in Tokyo. He specializes in writing news for crime and politics.

    Crime and politics.

    So, when his Editor-In-Chief, Gojo Satoru, decides to put him on a sports feature, highlighting some famous boxer known as Itadori Yuuji, Megumi can't help but consider quitting right then and there.

    Seriously, what kind of story could come from that?

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    28 Jan 2026