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If I had not seen that lord enter you for myself, I’d mistaken you for a virgin. What with your pitiful tears and cries for me to be gentle. Yet here you are, sucking my very fingers in so greedily, fucked open yet still so tight.
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21 Apr 2025
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I got to the end of S3 of Painter of the Night and was so angry about the creator's note saying Jihwa and No Name likely wouldn't be back that I wrote this.
A short story of Jihwa adjusting to new things.
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19 Apr 2025
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It's nothing at first. A twinge in his chest. A cold. A cough that doesn't go away. There's a rational explanation for all of it; there has to be, some reason for the buds, the petals, the flowers.
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25 Jan 2025
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for the love of gold by machineherald (y1bo)
Fandoms: League of Legends, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Dec 2024
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when jayce coughs up flower petals, the physical manifestation of unrequited love, he finds himself rather surprised because he has no idea who he’s in love with
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22 Jan 2025
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the true paradises are the paradises that we have lost by crossed_the_line (time_regained)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
06 Dec 2024
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This was everything Jayce wanted but couldn’t have. But now he had everything he wanted, just for a single moment. Jayce was selfish and desperate to make this fleeting, ephemeral dream last, consequences be damned.
Pretending for a little bit longer wouldn’t hurt anyone.
Or, Season 2 Jayce meets Season 1 Viktor. He tries to stop himself from falling apart.
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03 Jan 2025
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The Tower Room by artsyillustrations (artsyunderstudy), best__dress
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
13 Dec 2023
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Simon "Skywalker" Snow is just getting the hang of his new job as a dancer at The Tower Room, an eclectic Brooklyn strip club.
But who's the rival male dancer watching Simon's performances? He must be plotting something...
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07 Dec 2024
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Baz Pitch loves, in no particular order; David Bowie, punk music, the feel of old vinyl, the smell of coffee (but not the taste), classic books, magic, David Byrne, the fact that he was raised by his aunt Fiona, and maybe, sometimes, Simon Snow.
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- Part 1 of Rebelverse
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07 Dec 2024
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[Podfic] A Terrible Idea by ShakespeareStoleMyURL
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Jun 2024
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Simon and Baz live in neighboring apartments, and one day, Simon smells something burning in the next apartment over. When he finds out what is going on with Baz, he offers to be Baz' fake boyfriend when he goes home to visit his family. This is obviously not a good idea because we all know how this will end.
Podfic of A Terrible Idea by angelsfalling16.
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14 Nov 2024
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[podfic] run all the lights by read by lunchee (lunchee)
Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
10 Jan 2018
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fahye's 'run all the lights' read aloud. 1hr5mins.
He’s a slim, too-pretty boy of twenty, and the men of this particular underworld talk about him as though he’s an open flame, a sparking engine near a pool of gasoline: volatile, and not to be handled. Kid’s got balls of sheer fucking steel, Damen’s contact said.
Which must be true, because having just lost a race against Damen for pink slips, Laurent looks him straight in the eye and says, “Double or nothing?” in a voice like vodka poured straight from the freezer.
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24 Jul 2024
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AU. Upon his eighteenth birthday, Prince Laurent of Vere is stripped of his title and sent to Akielos as a pleasure slave.
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04 Jul 2024
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Splendid Morons by AlexAlexini, NobleCorgi
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
23 Feb 2024
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Baz and Simon are comfortable. Too comfortable.
Baz decides to switch it up, but communication is still not their strong suit.- Language:
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28 Jun 2024
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A young man is invited to stay in a large, gloomy house, far away from civilisation. The house is dark, a place of undiscovered secrets, of which the most intriguing and disturbing is none other than the true identity of its master: Tyrannus Pitch.
“It’s not Victorian, it’s gothic.”
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- Part 1 of A Gothic Romance
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24 Jun 2024
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"So let's just run through that again, shall we?" Penny says, turning towards the family tree she's scrawled across her whiteboard. "Your wife-to-be is still in a coma. Her family, who adore you, have no idea that your entire relationship is fake. And now,” she circles Baz’s name, “now you fancy her step-brother?”
Simon shrinks down in his seat. "Well, when you put it that way, you kinda make me sound mental.”
[A very lonely Simon accidentally gains a whole family for Christmas / a 'While You Were Sleeping' AU]
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20 Jun 2024
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Mine Right Now by firb (f_ing_ruthless_baz)
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Jun 2019
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I don’t care about soulmates. I don’t care about destiny. I don’t care about forever. I don’t care what this thing is—this Spark, this magic, this whatever the fuck—because I refuse to let it rule my life.
Sometimes I think I might not even have a soulmate. If I do, I’d feel sorry for the poor bastard, at any rate. Stuck with me. Really, I’m sparing him a lifetime of misery with me by not seeking him out. He should send me a fucking thank you card.
Baz wants a distraction. Simon wants a choice. But what does want matter when it comes to fate?
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- Part 1 of Mine Right Now
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08 Jun 2024
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Everything's Coming Up Roses by annabellelux
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
18 Nov 2020
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During a fight over Agatha, Simon accidentally curses Baz with a dangerous love disease.
Baz now has three options: find a way to get the object of his affections to return his romantic feelings, undergo a surgery that will take his magic away, or die.
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31 May 2024
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[Podfic] Playing the Field by cutekilla
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Nov 2023
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Baz is back on the football team after his late start to Eighth year, and his performance has been subpar. He can't score to save his life... and after Simon accidentally curses him, that's exactly what he'll need to do.
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10 May 2024
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Shenanigans abound in this tale of espresso, frappuccinos, and emotional constipation. Watch as Simon and Baz deal with the struggles of customer service, and maybe, eventually, (hopefully for Penny’s sanity) learn how to actually express their feelings for each other.
I wouldn’t get your hopes up though.
or the barnes and noble au that literally no one asked for.
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07 Apr 2024
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Accidents Happen by hushed_chorus
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Sep 2022
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Today was meant to be great. Watford was celebrating the autumn equinox and Simon was going to defeat the Humdrum. Instead, Agatha dumped him and he got killed by a crazed Baz.
Good thing the day restarted so Simon can have another shot at it.
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19 Feb 2024
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In which New York City firefighter Simon Snow mistakenly downloads Grindr instead of Tinder and falls for British arsonist Baz Pitch.
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18 Feb 2024
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Lonely orphan, Simon Snow, moved to the city to find his tribe. But so far all he's found is a crappy job at a train station coffeeshop and a hopeless crush on the most beautiful girl in London. When he saves her life on the station platform, he accidentally convinces her family he's her fiance. They invite him for his first ever family Christmas and welcome him into their lives. All except her best friend, Baz, who's sure there's something suspicious about this scone-baking, befreckled hero...
This is a Snow/Baz Christmas fic based on the movie While You Were Sleeping, because I am a sucker for all things Christmas. 13 Chapters, posting daily until Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas!Bookmarked by blamelessconfusion101
16 Feb 2024