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    Max arches a brow. “Carlton, though? You two are dating and you don’t even kiss? Is it just a preference thing?”

    Will sighs, resigned. He drops his hands. “Okay. Honestly?” He hesitates, then shrugs. “He was a bad kisser. And I just… couldn’t get excited around him. At all.”

    The reaction is immediate and merciless. Dustin makes a dramatic gagging noise. El gasps like she’s been handed gossip gold. Lucas high-fives Max, shaking her hand in his.

    Mike doesn’t say anything. He just watches Will, watches the way he shrugs it off, the way he laughs a little too loud, the way his ears go red.

     

    Or, Will's new boyfriend is a bad kisser. Mike thinks it's a crime that no one has kissed Will properly. He's on a goal to change that, Carlton be damned.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Santa Carla, 1987. The California summer is in full swing. A killer – or killers – stalk the busy Boardwalk. And Michael Emerson is on the cusp of a life-altering revelation.

    Santa Carla, 20XX. The Experience Room, the Boardwalk’s hottest, most cutting-edge attraction, has just changed over its storyline. Now, within its artificial confines, a killer – or killers – stalk the 1987 Boardwalk, daring players to catch them. Edgar and Alan Frog are just here to stake anything that moves, and have a good time doing it.

    If a little paranoia doesn’t get the better of them first…

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    05 Jan 2025

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    Joseph had no idea what he'd hoped to achieve by fake proposing to Caesar on a whim, but it sure as hell wasn't this.

    AKA the one where everyone thinks they're already dating and Joseph's practical joke goes terribly wrong.

    Also translated into Chinese! Holy shit! (sorry I don't know how this site works, but this should be the link to the first chapter)
    https://miwumw.lofter.com/post/1eab5260_1c6e7dcd4

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    07 Dec 2024

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    “What do you want?” Bruce asked quietly though his voice always sounded threatening when he spoke to Edward. “Did your nose heal too fast? Hmm? Want me to fix that?”

    Edward smiled to himself. “Bruce Wayne,” he said, sounding scandalised. “Don’t you know you’re on school grounds?”

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    Edward may not be as strong as Bruce Wayne, but he sure as hell is smarter. AKA the high school AU where they hate each other's guts

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    23 Sep 2024

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    18 May 2024

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    unholyverse