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"What?" Robert is too tequila-soaked and, consequently, flammable for this right now. "What are you talking about?"
"Ooh, I don't know, Bob-Bob." Fire shimmers over the tips of eight digits. "Maybe the fun little fact that you're fucking Mecha Man??"
Oh. Oh shit.
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In which Flambae finds out Robert is Mecha Man while fighting alongside him against Shroud, and Robert has to take him on a date about it.
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06 Mar 2026
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Edging on the Edge of Forever by patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
06 Oct 2025
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After a chance encounter with a strange flower, Bones has no choice but to keep masturbating.
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Being turned into a vampire destroyed Astarion’s film career as well as his faith in others. Now the only gig he can get is in a tacky production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Starlight Express—Waterdeep’s hottest show on roller skates!
There, he meets the show’s nerdy train consultant, who has a few secrets of his own.
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24 Apr 2025
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I feel myself becoming obsessed with this like that one hot sauce fic.
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Astarion gifts Gale a bearskin rug. It looks familiar.
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- Part 1 of Halsin Is A Rug
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Pale Petras invites you over to his apartment to smoke devilweed and have sex.
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Mochas & Meet-Cutes by badmarilyn for miraculous_lovesquare
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Dec 2024
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An unwanted encounter with a creep in his favourite cafe leads to Astarion being rescued by a handsome stranger.
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The team at the Baldur’s Mouth Gazette are doing their annual Secret Santa, and Gale has drawn Astarion’s name. Which would be fine, if it wasn’t for what happened between them last Christmas.
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After finally gaining his freedom, Astarion took Gale to visit his grave. Unfortunately, upon discovering that he did in fact have a surname, Gale decided that the occasion would be the perfect opportunity to hyperfixate over an accent mark.
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Butterfly Kisses by parkouringrabbit for Itinerantginger
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Nov 2024
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Astarion and Gale, now much older, attend their daughter's wedding. Domestic Bloodweave fluff and sickeningly sweet.
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Gale resents the Spirit Halloween that moved into his former place of employment… until he encounters Astarion in the costume section.
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Karlach has left her teddy bear behind. Gale decides a quest is in order.
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During an intimate blood-drinking session, Gale’s knees get to creaking. It turns out Astarion is really into that.
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It is a small horror, watching Gale Dekarios grow old.
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Do I REALLY Have To Share? by Yassha
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Baldurs Gate - Fandom
18 Oct 2024
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Astarion loves Gale. Gale loves Astarion. Easy.
Tara loves Gale. Gale loves Tara. As it should be.
Astarion tolerates Tara. Tara tolerates Astarion. Barely.
This is entirely inspired by my own cat and how mean she is to my boyfriend sometimes.
(Cat pictures included at end)
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Araj Oblodra's Plasma Donation Center by patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Apr 2025
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More than 500 years ago, Astarion usurped Cazador’s ritual and became the vampire ascendant. Now he’s broke and waiting in line at Araj Oblodra’s Plasma Donation Center.
This is when Gale decides to check in on his old friend.
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- Part 1 of Soap
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Silkroot - Euphoria distilled into an extremely illegal, synapse-melting package.
Gale takes something to help his leftover pain from the orb... it doesn't quite agree with a vampire.
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- Part 26 of Bloodweave Short Stories
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14 Oct 2024
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Astarion wakes up one morning and realizes just how much he loves Gale. He decides to show Gale.
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1000 Words About a Single Nut Hair by patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 Sep 2024
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In 240 years, Astarion has seen a lot of testicles with a lot of hairs. Now he has a favorite.
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During an unfortunate encounter at the circus, Astarion is turned into a wheel of cheese.
Gale eats the cheese.
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After winning free tickets to a renaissance festival, Astarion and Gale set out for a day of fun.
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- Part 5 of Lovable Losers