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Legundo and Viking carve pumpkins
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It shouldn't come as a surprise that when invoking The Red King, a winter worse than anyone has ever seen will follow. Yet here Martyn is trading gold for silk then silk for blankets, wondering if there's more to life to being a weapon. Sure he had somewhat of a plan for this, after all what sort of winter spirit wouldn't? Not him. Yet the cold still invades Dogwart, slipping through every nook and cranny. Though every window and spilling through every door opened.
Most are dealing with it the best they can, yet one hides from the cold, unsure if it's due to being Red or being the Red King. It's anyone's guess. Perhaps even a combination of both.
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Dogwarts gets cold at night -
when do you stay and fight and when do you flee to have the chance to live by bordanbee
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, vault hunter smp
09 Jul 2023
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Four vault hunters sit in a room and talk about the so-called king.
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title from closing the bedroom door by apple cartwheel on spotify
Quietly, in the dead of night, long past lights out, there was a knock on Cherri’ and Shulk door. Well, it would be their shared dorm, except Shulk never came home. The last time she’s seen them was the mess with the headmaster.
Still, while Cherri goes to see who it is at her door, she tries not to get her hopes up. It’s probably not Shulk. He’s probably just rooming with that Magic kid. She vaguely remembers something about along those lines.
Standing on the other side is Nuke, awkwardly holding his hat in his hands with a backpack stuffed full of fabric. Nuke, Cherri’s only remaining friend. The one dude who doesn’t hate her in this hellhole of a school.
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- Part 9 of bee's fics lol
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bee's fics lol by bordanbee
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Duality SMP, dualitysmp, Eclipse SMP, ever afters smp, Lifesteal SMP, mythic smp, New Life SMP
03 Jul 2023
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Individualized Education Plan by cowboysorceror, deadchannelradio
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
31 Dec 2024
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Damian pulls out his phone and dials Richard’s number- his chauffeur has been unfortunately painstakingly instructed to answer no calls whatsoever from Damian, and Alfred has begun to pretend that phones do not exist during school hours. Unsurprisingly, as it is eight in the morning, it goes to voicemail. Damian waits impatiently for the beep. “Richard,” he says, in tones of the deeply suffering, “this place is a hostile environment. I must be collected post-haste, as after this latest indignity I am dropping out. Come at once, or I may die here.”
The dynamic duo attend a parent-teacher conference. No one has a good day.
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20 Apr 2026
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“Grace!” Rocky says. “Look!”
I look. Then I gasp.
“Is Adrian!” Rocky says.
(or, what happens once Ryland Grace becomes the sole human inhabitant of Erid.)
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- Part 1 of Project Hail Mary
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19 Apr 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Apr 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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19 Apr 2026
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Space Orc??? This Guy? by My_Dark_Strange_Son_24
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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In their complete shock, Adrian thinks they can be excused for missing another presence on that ship before they were almost pounding on the ship's door. But when they did notice, they froze in their tracks.
Bipedal. Almost completely organic. Two front-facing, predator-like light detectors. Descriptions flashed through their head, descriptions that are only known through dead bodies because no Galactic Collective agent would dare go near them alive.
It's a human.
Rocky is trapped in a ship with a human.
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The Humans Are Space Orcs fic that nobody except me was asking for, so I wrote it myself.
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17 Apr 2026
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one half of a whole by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
19 Apr 2026
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Eva feels like the breath is knocked out of her lungs when the man walks in.
Dirty blond hair. Blue eyes. Sort of like… if Ryland Grace was hit by a car several times. It was undeniably him.
“So you’re Eva Stratt,” The man says gruffly, slamming both hands on her desk. He looked exactly like Ryland, it was terrifying. It felt like watching a ghost haunt her in real life.
“You’re the crazy woman that sent my baby brother up into space. Let’s talk, yeah?”
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Colt Seavers finds out his twin brother was sent on a suicide mission. He does not take it well.
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15 Apr 2026