5 Works by brainless_scarecrow
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And We'll Never Go Home Again by brainless_scarecrow for JustAnotherStarkid
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
18 Jul 2026
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“Simon,” the great and terrible thunder boomed.
He was struggling to breathe. Hot, viscous blood was running into his eyes; filling his mouth and nose, gluing his airways shut like he was being waterboarded. He coughed and hacked, scooping blood out of his eyes with two clawing hands. Only the right eye came clear, but he used it to look back up at the unblinking titan.
“I see you,” it said.
Pulled from the dead husk of an impossible submarine, Simon of Eden becomes the unexpected third passenger aboard the Hail Mary. Waking in a star-filled universe, bound for freedom on a brand-new planet, he now finds himself the unwitting eyepiece for the ignorant god. -
For All I've Done (And All We Never Were) by brainless_scarecrow
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jun 2025
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“You knew I was in love with you,” Stiles snapped, all business.
Derek’s entire body tensed. For a second, he looked ahead, eyes wide, and then he lowered his gaze to the floor again, contrite.
“You knew. You’ve known for…” Stiles’s throat constricted, cutting him off. “You knew. And you left anyway.”
“Do you…” Derek hesitated, licking his lips. “Do you still-?”
“Fuck you.”
Derek nodded, as if this was fair.Months after the incident with the Nogitsune, a slew of attacks begins anew in Beacon Hills. As Stiles and the pack scramble to find the killer, Derek Hale returns to town.
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During the Freedom March, Markus is captured and arrested in Grand Circus Park, and brought back to the DPD for questioning before deactivation. Connor volunteers to go first.
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Captain Fantastic and the Pineapple King by brainless_scarecrow
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
26 Aug 2016
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Shit.
She hadn't noticed him yet. Maybe he could turn and leave without them noticing – Sam would understand. Sam was the most empathetic person he knew. He wouldn’t scold Steve for coming home spice-less to avoid an awkward encounter with an ex. Surely.
They drew closer.
Fuck.
Please don't notice me, please don't notice me, please don't notice me...
"Steve?"
Fuck.
In which Steve is saved from his ex in a grocery store, Bucky Barnes is Way Too Chill about absolutely everything, and Sam has had enough of all of these goddamn pineapples in his fucking house.
Or: The five times Steve received a pineapple (and one Piña Colada) and the one time he didn't -
The Ungraceful Art of Falling by brainless_scarecrow
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
03 Apr 2016
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Bucky Barnes was cold.
He felt like he’d been cold for months now; doing nothing but experiencing one unending chill after another. He’d been cold in England, and again in Italy, and again especially in Austria – both while he was kept in an underground cell, and when he was strapped without cover to the unforgiving metal of Zola’s lab table.
But Steve… Steve Rogers was sunshine. Everything about him was warm, from his crinkly-eyed smile to his white-hot rage. Steve was Coney Island on a summer’s day; lying back on high rooftops to watch fireworks on the 4th of July; drinking stolen whiskey in his parent’s living room…
Loving Steve was a fact – simple and plain, like breathing air or bleeding red; loving Steve was soldered into his skin like a tattoo – it buzzed in his brain like its own kind of high. It was a part of who he was.