brainless_scarecrow
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And We'll Never Go Home Again by brainless_scarecrow for JustAnotherStarkid
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
18 Jul 2026
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“Simon,” the great and terrible thunder boomed.
He was struggling to breathe. Hot, viscous blood was running into his eyes; filling his mouth and nose, gluing his airways shut like he was being waterboarded. He coughed and hacked, scooping blood out of his eyes with two clawing hands. Only the right eye came clear, but he used it to look back up at the unblinking titan.
“I see you,” it said.
Pulled from the dead husk of an impossible submarine, Simon of Eden becomes the unexpected third passenger aboard the Hail Mary. Waking in a star-filled universe, bound for freedom on a brand-new planet, he now finds himself the unwitting eyepiece for the ignorant god. -
For All I've Done (And All We Never Were) by brainless_scarecrow
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jun 2025
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“You knew I was in love with you,” Stiles snapped, all business.
Derek’s entire body tensed. For a second, he looked ahead, eyes wide, and then he lowered his gaze to the floor again, contrite.
“You knew. You’ve known for…” Stiles’s throat constricted, cutting him off. “You knew. And you left anyway.”
“Do you…” Derek hesitated, licking his lips. “Do you still-?”
“Fuck you.”
Derek nodded, as if this was fair.Months after the incident with the Nogitsune, a slew of attacks begins anew in Beacon Hills. As Stiles and the pack scramble to find the killer, Derek Hale returns to town.
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During the Freedom March, Markus is captured and arrested in Grand Circus Park, and brought back to the DPD for questioning before deactivation. Connor volunteers to go first.
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Captain Fantastic and the Pineapple King by brainless_scarecrow
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
26 Aug 2016
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Shit.
She hadn't noticed him yet. Maybe he could turn and leave without them noticing – Sam would understand. Sam was the most empathetic person he knew. He wouldn’t scold Steve for coming home spice-less to avoid an awkward encounter with an ex. Surely.
They drew closer.
Fuck.
Please don't notice me, please don't notice me, please don't notice me...
"Steve?"
Fuck.
In which Steve is saved from his ex in a grocery store, Bucky Barnes is Way Too Chill about absolutely everything, and Sam has had enough of all of these goddamn pineapples in his fucking house.
Or: The five times Steve received a pineapple (and one Piña Colada) and the one time he didn't -
The Ungraceful Art of Falling by brainless_scarecrow
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
03 Apr 2016
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Bucky Barnes was cold.
He felt like he’d been cold for months now; doing nothing but experiencing one unending chill after another. He’d been cold in England, and again in Italy, and again especially in Austria – both while he was kept in an underground cell, and when he was strapped without cover to the unforgiving metal of Zola’s lab table.
But Steve… Steve Rogers was sunshine. Everything about him was warm, from his crinkly-eyed smile to his white-hot rage. Steve was Coney Island on a summer’s day; lying back on high rooftops to watch fireworks on the 4th of July; drinking stolen whiskey in his parent’s living room…
Loving Steve was a fact – simple and plain, like breathing air or bleeding red; loving Steve was soldered into his skin like a tattoo – it buzzed in his brain like its own kind of high. It was a part of who he was.
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All The Angels and The Saints by Speranza
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Oct 2014
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In which Steve Rogers loses God and finds God and loses God, and also: Bucky.
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- Part 2 of Speranza Sampler
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Bookmarked by brainless_scarecrow
17 Apr 2026
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Two of us by GrantaireandHisBottle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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A bunch of doodles of Rocky and Grace being soulmates and cuddling because it’s an universaly good feeling when you have been alone in space for a long time trying to save stars.
Ongoing series of doodles.
Bookmarked by brainless_scarecrow
09 Apr 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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Bookmarked by brainless_scarecrow
11 Dec 2025
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The Hail Mary, full of Grace by Second_Sol
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Jun 2026
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Project Hail Mary from Rocky's Perspective.
Also includes a couple of bonus chapters at the end.
Bonus chapter 1: Rocky and Grace's arrival at Erid
Bonus chapter 2: Grace introduces Rocky to Earth life
Bonus chapter 3: Grace introduces Rocky to Tetris
Bonus chapter 4: Rocky finds out about the Golden Record
Bonus chapter 5: The Eridians plan and initiate 'Project Saving Grace'- Language:
- English
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11 Dec 2025
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Some Sunny Day by Ilyone, themastersbeard
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Jun 2017
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At six he goes jogging, at eight-thirty he puts on the percolator to boil while he takes a shower, at nine he—
Or, a recovery in two parts.
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- Part 1 of This is the Army
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Bookmarked by brainless_scarecrow
02 Aug 2025