brayslmarch
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- Homestuck (4)
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Lance gets lost on the way to the bathroom. He stops breathing air shortly there after.
Or: we just wanted him to be a mermaid.
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Lance isn't a bad kid, he just tends to get into trouble. Luckily he had never gotten caught...until he was. Poor Lance McClain was sentenced to 80 hours of community service, and worse yet, the judge sent him to V.L.D Cat Rescue. Lance doesn't even like cats, and now he's been assigned the care and rehab of a cat named Blue by a guy who likes cats a bit too much.
Poor Lance gets a crush on a fellow delinquent on his very first day. Who knew he had a bad boy type?
Cat Rescue/ Juvenile Delinquent AU
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Newt was already broken, but Hermann could walk away from everything still capable of functioning like a real human being. He could go on from the PPDC back to Oxford or Berlin or really anywhere because he’s a badass scientist and one of the coolest dudes on earth, if you can get past the scowl and ugly haircut. But Newton...well he was being haunted by the ghosts of a dead Kaiju.
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John decides to take Dave camping!! Roughing it during the day, and talking about crazy, gray-skinned aliens filled dreams at night. That's all they are, right? Dreams? Weird that they seem to have the same reoccurring dreams, though!
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Karkat tasted the delicious cupcakes once, and gog-damn he is determined to taste it again; without John knowing!
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- Part 2 of Karkat loves Cupcakes
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It's three hundred and two years after humanity lost to the Kaiju and two hundred and twenty one since the Kaiju left. Not that it matters to Hermann. In relation to following a neurotic genetic experiment across whats left of the Northern American continent while dodging alien predators and hostile subgroups of humans, its possibly the least helpful thing to keep in mind.
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14 Mar 2015
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AO3 port of Brainbent, a reader-driven Homestuck AU on Tumblr. Warning for mental illness themes.
Major updating in progress as I move the story posts here from Tumblr for an easier archive bingeing experience.
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22 Jan 2012
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
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21 Dec 2011
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In Which Dave Strider Gets a Roommate (and a Little Bit More) by vulturer
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Sep 2011
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After Bro takes off for an overseas job, Dave Strider finds himself with a condo, bills, and nary a way to pay for it all. He does what any normal college guy would do; puts up an roommate wanted ad on craigslist. He gets a little bit more than he bargained for... in a very good way.
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24 Sep 2011
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But then you see him, curled up on the couch. Your heart thuds, because you know what this means. Anger courses through you and you swear, if you see that bitch’s face, you’re going to punch it in. She toys with his heart, and you’re left to pick up the pieces.
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- Part 1 of A Lesson in Romantics
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06 Jun 2011