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[edited to include a photograph of a crochet pixie!Alex at the end] It had gotten so bad Roisin had dragged him to the doctor, and now Greg was here - at a last-minute booked AirBnB in the countryside with strict instructions to rest and for god's sake - get some sleep. As if it were that easy; every inch of Greg ached with exhaustion, but sleep? Sleep was so much worse.
Greg resolved to get through the next few days grumpily, miserably, and - of course - devastatingly alone in the entirely rational, and not magical at all, picturesque little Horne Cottage.
A rambling, gentle, melancholy, and silly story of Greg and an even more little than usual, Alex, meeting and becoming friends. Alex is a fluttering little pixie in this. Greg is still Greg.
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According to "The Story of... Patatas", the Taskmaster's stuffed toy cat, Patatas, is down to his last of his nine lives. It's said he spends much of his time searching for a magical elixir that might restore some of his lives.
Which is ridiculous. Patatas is a stuffed toy. A prop from the Taskmaster UK show, useful for the comedian contestants to use, abuse, and abandon as is convenient. No-one would really go on a quest for a magical elixir for him. That'd be silly.
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30 Jun 2026
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It’s much too late by the time Alex realises something is seriously wrong. Much, much too late.
“We need to stop now!” he orders, running forward like it’s somehow gonna make any difference at all.
Too late.
No… is all he can think, watching as Ed’s body goes limp, slumping in the saddle and dangerously listing sideways before plummeting towards the hard ground –
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Basically, a what if Ed had discovered his horse allergy during Taskmaster instead?
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30 Jun 2026
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You see, I do not often attend the ballet with a guest, with the exception of…”
Ah.
The silence Neuvillette allowed to permeate as they entered the Opera Epiclese’s enormous foyer was shockingly vulnerable. Wriothesley was never one to push touchy subjects, but he had been overtly interested in the obvious. Just why had their Hydro Archon withdrawn from her post, and how was the lone justice of Fontaine faring with the loss after close to five-hundred years spent in her presence?
Wriothesley kept pace with the Iudex’s metrical gait, watching him even as he handed his ticket to the ostiary.
“Well. This marks the first Swan Lake performance I will be observing unaccompanied.”
OR: Wriothesley's love for the symphony offers him insight into the Chief Justice of Fontaine's innermost thoughts and desires.
How he wishes he were a part of them.
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16 Jan 2024
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The heavens have a cruel sense of humor; we are all but leaves on the winds of fate.
Yet the truth still reflects in the mirror, and even a single leaf still has weight.In which the Sages have been overthrown, and the Balladeer defeated, when things suddenly go very, very wrong.
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"Should I refer to you as Rex Lapis then?"
The god beside him laughed. "Let's get one misunderstanding out of the way."
He unintentionally stiffened as the god's glowing eyes turned to look at him directly.
"I... am Morax. Meanwhile YOU..." The eyes gleamed with something between mischievous and proud. "...are Zhongli. Only together are WE 'Rex Lapis'."
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In a world where every generation the God of Contracts grants a human of his choice the right to rule over Liyue as an emperor, a certain funeral consultant did not expect himself to be a part of the line of succession.
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“Is that your mother?” he asked.
“Mhm”
“Would you.. Um-” Viren paused for a moment to choose how he would go about this “- like to talk to me about it?”
There was silence between the two as Callum stopped his drawing and for a moment Viren cursed himself, thinking he had screwed up and crossed a line. Then, slowly, Callum turned to him with tears in his eyes and a frown covered in jelly tart crumbs.
“I have a lot of big feelings,” was all he said.
Viren recalled Sarai and Harrow’s “Big Feelings Time” that he had seen them do with Callum on occasion, and he realised that Harrow and Callum probably hadn’t talked about… this… together - properly at least - since he was informed. He didn’t want to cross a line, this wasn’t his kid after all, but Viren knew how devastated Harrow was right now and how hard it was for the king to even get out of bed.
“Do you want to do… Big Feelings Time?”
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Varric knew when the sky opened that he would be writing another book. New villain, new disaster, new hero to rise above the chaos -- only now, the Maker has chosen to prove once and for all that He has a sense of humor. And a very strange one, at that.
Invited to the Conclave by Divine Justinia in hopes of peace, Anders half-hoped the Templars would kill him before the Calling did. He didn't expect to survive an explosion, much less wake up with a glowing mark in his hand, but he's a survivor; if he could endure three heartbroken years after Kirkwall, he can endure the Inquisition.
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15 Jul 2023