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Fuck,”
A grey puff of smoke leaves Frank's mouth, coughing into his pen doodle covered fist. He thought skipping would be fun and kind of exhilarating but ultimately he’s just feeling paranoid about being caught sitting under the science lab stairs smoking shitty cigarettes probably cut with glass.
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Frank is a seventeen-year-old who doesn't want to grow up and has little aspirations for anything beyond standing outside the local liquor store and getting drunk. But when he meets Gerard, aging, and well known fag artist, he is offered something he cannot turn down.
This work was originally posted by user underwater_sky on livejournal. It has not been edited.
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02 Feb 2026
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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17 May 2025
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Frank's heart begins racing at the mere sight of Gerard. He doesn't understand why, or any of the feelings he gets towards him. All he knows is that it hurts.
He hates each throb of his heart, he just wants it to stop.
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11 Apr 2025
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Sam tasted the blood before he even registered the punch being flown at his face. It hurt so bad that it almost felt good.
And that was how he met Colby Brock.
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19 Oct 2024
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Ellie and reader have a history (quite minimal) and don't really get along. When they're sent on a mission and get lost, they have no choice but the stay the night together. They share a joint and well...
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06 Jan 2024