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The cowboy chaps were meant to be a joke.
Oscar left the sponsor lunch, got on a plane, and asked him to put them back on.
(Nothing under, this time)
Inspired by 2026 summer break photos 😅
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17 Aug 2026
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“I guess we should just pretend to date, then?” Lando says easily.
“What?” Oscar asks. “You’re not serious?”
“Um, yeah I am, mate,” Lando says. “C’mon. It’s not like we can erase the kiss from anyone’s mind or socials. And I don’t want Zak to think you’re like playing mind games with me. I mean, you’re not right?”
“No,” Oscar exclaims, shaking his head. “Of course not.”
“Then, we might as well just lean in, right?” Lando says. “You’d look crazy if we just pretended it was some weird accident.”
Well, Oscar probably is for kissing his teammate like that.
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Oscar kisses Lando on the podium in front of the whole world. Which might be ok if they were dating. But they're not. Not even close. So now, they have to pretend to date to save both of their careers from Oscar's lapse in judgment. This means cute insta posts, joint interviews, the occasional public date, and shared hotel room.
It certainly doesn't mean exploring his newfound sexuality with his teammate. Or getting to know him on a deeper level. Or falling in love with him. All while leading the championship. Again.
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05 Aug 2026
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He can’t stop thinking about Lando.
About how he sounded.
About how he looked lost in pleasure.
About how it felt when their bodies brushed against each other on accident, like dipping a tyre in the gravel.Such a small action with looming consequences for everyone involved.
So. It’s fine that Oscar had a threesome.
No, the problem is that he can’t stop thinking about his fucking teammate.
That he can’t stop wanting him.
Lando and Oscar agree to a threesome with Lando's newest hookup under the rules that they don't have to touch or look at each other during
But when the lines get blurred, Oscar can't stop fucking thinking about Lando. Can't stop wanting to repeat what happened. Just the two of them.
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05 Aug 2026
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Lando and Oscar have been each other’s almost since the day they met. But almost is not enough, it is simply the only version of them that feels possible.
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28 Jul 2026
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Ben beats Flavio in Acapulco. There might be a reason he’s so pumped about it.
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20 Jun 2026
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Euphoric Pussy Phenomenon
def. A long-kept secret of the F1 world, where an F1 rookie, or a driver new to the team, will magically get a vagina after a major victory or achievement within the team. To revert to normal, there is universal agreement on the F1 grid that having sex with a fellow driver will make it go away, although its longevity is widely varied.
or, after Miami, Oscar is so happy for Lando that he gets a pussy about it. Lando, understandably, is Obsessed.
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12 Jan 2026
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Lando: you have to stop calling them thongs, mate
Oscar: Why that?
Lando: cuz there flipflops
Oscar: Wasn't talking about flipflops.
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20 Dec 2025
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“Never have I ever… done anal,” Lando smirks before immediately taking a swig, with a cocky raise of the eyebrow.
Oscar looks flushed, awkward, and it fills Lando with a sadistic playfulness.
"Hum you mean like… giving it or taking it?”
Lando’s eyes widen.
That is a valid question. But that is not a question a straight guy would ask. The biggest shit-eating grin appears on Lando’s lips. Oh, this is going to be a lot more interesting than he imagined.
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19 Dec 2025
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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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19 Dec 2025
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Every media outlet has the same headline after the latest Grand Prix: "No Audio, All Questions: Verstappen and Russell’s Motorhome Moment Leaves Fans Guessing"
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06 Dec 2025
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“Well,” Ben says, leaning on his elbow, his head in his hand. “In my expert opinion, revenge is the best course of action.”
“Revenge?”
“Yeah,” Ben nods. “I say, we send a video back.”
Carlos’s brain is unbearably slow. He watches the suggestive taunt play on Ben’s face, the way his lips have spread in a sinful smirk, how he’s unwavering under Carlos’s scrutiny, and it takes him ages to catch his drift. When he does, he takes a step back.
“You mean… You mean a kiss? A video of me kissing someone?”
“Hmm, someone,” Ben says slowly.
or, There's very little that a touch of jealousy can't fix. When Carlos sees yet another video of Jannik kissing his girlfriend, and Ben offers to help pay him back, Carlos can't resist. Things quickly get messier than he could have expected.
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24 Nov 2025
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Carlos has never, not once, seen Jannik naked.
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Jannik doesn’t take his shorts off in the locker room and Carlos can’t stop thinking about it.
Is it his dick?
Is he embarrassed?
Is he a never nude?
The possibilities are endless.
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08 Oct 2025
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Carlos’s skull hit the lockers with a dull crack as he gasped, the sound ricocheting off the empty room. His hips betrayed him immediately, jerking forward into the wet heat of Jannik’s mouth, seeking more.
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“Say it again,” Jannik rasped. “Say you’re not mine while I’m making you fall apart on my tongue.”Towels, wristbands, shirts—rivalry shouldn’t feel like this. Each trace Jannik leaves behind sinks under Carlos’s skin, sharp as a dare, intoxicating as ruin. Alphas aren’t meant to crave each other, but the more Carlos breathes Jannik in, the harder it is to pretend this is still a game.
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06 Sep 2025
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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05 Jul 2025
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There’s a man sitting in the copilot’s chair, or at least something that looks like a man. His blond hair has an artful fall to it, and his eyes are the blue of the flickering hyperlight outside the shuttle cockpit. His suit could have come from any of the fashionable core worlds, all deep red and black, and the thin gloves cling to his hands. His curled eyebrows are drawn together, like he’s evaluating Zoro and doesn’t care for what he sees. He hadn’t been there a moment ago.
___In physics, the first law of motion is inertia: an object in motion will stay in motion, and an object at rest will stay at rest, until acted upon by an outside force.
The second law of motion is that applied force can be calculated by multiplying an object’s mass by its acceleration.
The third law of motion is that every applied force will have an equal and opposite reaction.
While other suggestions or amendments to these three principles have been proposed, none have ever been codified.
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12 May 2025
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05 Feb 2025
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When the war isn’t quite as over as it first appears, a guilt-ridden Harry is sent to a mysterious safe-house. Among sandwiches, insomnia, and Mills & Boon, he discovers something quite unexpected. [Smoochfest 2012]
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23 Jan 2025
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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20 Jan 2025
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An older Zoro arrives on the deck of the Thousand Sunny, and it’s all good until he makes Sanji realize a shitload of things he isn’t ready for.
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24 Dec 2024
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Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by foxglove (FeralPen)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2024
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When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.
When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.
Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
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09 Dec 2024