captainmeow
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Some people talk about their problems, and some people don't. Then there are people who talk about other people's problems for them.
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It is worth noting that you are, as of next week, forty years old. Nevertheless your mother holds claim to a large portion of your consideration if nothing else, and you are a firm supporter of respecting one's parents among other elderly folk.
And so, despite your severe shortage of personal investment in a suitor, you agree to having dinner with this allegedly fascinating fellow who has your mother's attention.
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Disk space empty.
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Til death do us part. Only I don't know when you died. I just know it was before I killed you.
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A series of one shots featuring our Dirk/Dave and Dirk/Hal Royalty au
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DIRK: Oh. Nah. I don't do that shit.
JAKE: Do *what* shit??
DIRK: Sleep.Bookmarked by captainmeow
18 Jun 2025
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You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he did do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw gods.
He could ruin you.
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A kink meme fill for consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM GamKur that grew massively out of hand. Now with plot, and xenosociology, and paler flavors of porn, and more clown church than you can shake a stick at.Series
- Part 1 of Price of Forgiveness
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Bookmarked by captainmeow
24 Jan 2024
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It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.
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A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends.- Language:
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Bookmarked by captainmeow
10 Nov 2023
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“He’s cheating! Don’t you care about the—the integrity of the game?”
“Oh, I think integrity left this car a long time ago."
Or: four pining idiots decide the best way to get over each other is to spend multiple days locked in a car together.
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Bookmarked by captainmeow
04 Jun 2023
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Death was supposed to be the only way Tsukishima ever escaped captivity, then Fukurodani swept in and said not today.
Tsukishima should be grateful, except:
1) Fukurodani wants him to join their gang
2) He acquired a mate from that gang entirely by accident
3) The mate is human and flirts way too muchNow Tsukishima has to figure out how to escape Fukurodani.
Fucking hell.
Bookmarked by captainmeow
02 Jun 2023