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how to platonically date your best friend (an incorrect not-so-guide) by celeries
Fandoms: The 100 (TV)
07 Jul 2015
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It wasn't that Monty was pessimistic, he was just incredibly, painfully, outstandingly realistic. Sure, Jasper had--in the past--said some guys were hot in passing but he had also said his mom looked "damn good in those jeans," (?) his grandma had "sexy legs," (??) and their 72 year old gym teacher in the 9th grade had the "beautiful jaw of a sailor" (???) and Monty was infinitely sure that Jasper wouldn't be interested in dating any of them.
(He hoped, anyway.)
So, the next few times Jasper awkwardly invited Monty to places alone, he did his best not to think anything of it.
(Inspired by the prompt: "I can't tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I'm still not sure you're queer, and I'm toeing the line because maybe you're just trying to make friends.")
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5 times Jasper wanted to kiss Monty (but didn't) + 1 time he finally did.
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Monty knew he shouldn't dwell on his feelings for Jasper because the chances they'd be each other's soulmates were 1-in-10,624,551.
(The only thing worse than the possible validation that Jasper wasn't meant for him was the thought of dating Jasper casually and then losing him after his 18th birthday.)
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"Yeah, you jerk," Octavia growled, a look of extreme disgust slowly transforming her face, "how dare you try to cheat on Monty with me!"
Jasper's mind went blank and somewhere, far away in the distance, a bird flew into a glass window, exploded into a million pieces, and had a heartfelt funeral.
"What?"
(In which Jasper and Monty's friendship is mistaken for boyfriendship and Jasper slowly realizes he likes it that way.)
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What was he supposed to do when his drunk best friend who he was madly in love with (or the fireworks that went off in his stomach that rapidly found their way into his heart would make him believe) was gently pulling him closer by the small of his back and cupping his face and kissing him like they were the only two people in the whole world, anyway?
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The only thing more annoying than Jake Peralta was the fact that she liked him so much.
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Jake had a history of making bad decisions but he knew this was one he couldn't let himself make.
(or, if Jake was going to knock on Amy's door instead, based on 2x09.)
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He knew it the first time he saw her: walking into the precinct, her first day on the job, tight ponytail, super straight posture, unnaturally perfect clothing (how did her clothes have no wrinkles?), and an exorbitant amount of confidence.
They were, undoubtedly, meant to be partners.