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    After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.

    Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.

    A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (but this time for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).

     

    UPDATE 11/01/25: i'm gonna crash out because of all these AI allegations against me! like what do i have to do to prove my innocence?! i already gave my explanation and evidence in chapter 14! what more do you people want from me?! 😭😭

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    19 Oct 2025

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    yeah obsessed with this ship…

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    “Uh, do you have daifuku?” He asks. You blink at him, incredulous.

    “Sir, this is a pizzeria.”

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    Gojo Satoru is sent to investigate an overwhelming presence of cursed energy at a new pizzeria founded under Sukuna’s name. He arrives expecting to find the King of Curses, conveniently resurrected from the dead after a year of tranquility. Instead he finds you.
    He’s not sure which is more dangerous.

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    20 Aug 2024

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    this is like a weird crackfic, real fic combination that eats down

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Humanity nearly destroyed itself. In the process, the magic which once brought them the closest they've ever been to the Gods, that filled them with the strength of the sun, and fell into their palms like stars — That magic is all but gone, and forcefully forgotten.

    You never forgot, though.

    You are a witch, and since the purging of all magic, you've been forced to live a life of solitude and secrecy. Your destiny was always beyond your control — until, by a pure twist of fate, you unknowingly fell for the kingdom's only prince.

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    13 Feb 2025

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    bruh. clawing at the wall as sobbing throwing up DAMN

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    On the last day of camp, Neil gets the idea to make a groupchat.

    Dumbass.

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    19 May 2023

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    giggles

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    There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. My attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Camus

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    17 Jun 2020

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