champagne_enema
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Keith is so dumb. Why is he still here? Why, even after everything, is he still waiting on Lance?
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And There's Things We'd Like to Change by champagne_enema
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
09 Nov 2018
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loverrboy: YO
loverrboy: SO MR SENDAK JUST WALKED INTO CORANS CLASS
loverrboy: AND CORAN DEADASS CALLED HIM “SENDICK”
loverrboy: TO HIS FACE
loverrboy: IM LIVING
hunkalunk: it's true, I was there
pidgeotto: not all heroes wear capes -
better to burn than to fade away by champagne_enema
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
29 Jul 2018
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Loving Shiro is agonizing, Lance has learned. He'd feel less pain if he was getting shot in the chest, or being flayed alive. That's what being in love with Shiro is like.
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Or, Lance learns the road to recovery isn't all sunshine and rainbows.
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Lance giggles, high and nervous. “Can I? Uhm. Can I blow you?"
Shiro's brain stops working.
“What?”
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Lance is pining for Shiro, but someone else might be pining for Lance.
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“You kissed me,” Stiles says.
To that, Derek says nothing. His gaze does not leave Stiles’ mouth.
“But you… you’re straight,” Stiles carries on.
And still, Derek says nothing. His fingers twitch harshly around his grip on thin air.
“You have a girlfriend,” Stiles whispers.
Derek is on his feet in an instant.
Stiles is the gay, terminally-single loser of Beacon Hills High. Derek is the straight, cheerleader-dating jock he should have been smart enough to stay away from.
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These stories share the same universe and overarching plot. You can read them in chronological order to follow the full arc, or read each one as a complete, standalone work.
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31 Jul 2025
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Cuban beach AU. Charles discovers that death does, in fact, solve everything.
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11 Feb 2025
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The stars incline us, they do not bind us by ikeracity, Pangea
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
23 Feb 2015
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Intergalactic Federation pilot Lieutenant Charles Xavier is assigned last-minute to a high profile mission: transporting over two thousand prison inmates from an old and overfilled prison complex to a newer, higher-capacity prison stronghold located on the outer reaches of the galaxy. Just as he's settling down for a long and uneventful ride, things take a turn for the worse after the inmates riot and stage a hostile takeover of the ship, leaving Charles to find himself at the complete mercy of cold-blooded killers and facing the chilling prospect that he might not ever make it back home alive.
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