14 Works by channilingus

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    “Lay back.” Finan says against Uhtred lips. Uhtred’s hands, which had been kneading the muscles of Finan’s hip and upper buttock, clenched down a bit rougher on fist full of flesh, a low growl coming from the back of his throat. Finan only laughs, Uhtred’s growls of intimidation had the opposite desired effect on the Irishman. “Oi, you right bastard. Stop acting moon-touched and let me do this for you.”

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    Finan provides Uhtred comfort after Gisela passes during childbirth.

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    He toes the switch on the surge protector and it glows orange. He shifts back, hits the power button on the computer— success.

    “Whoa! It’s like magic!” The stupidest Ph.D-owner Sasuke has ever met, says.

    ‘4 years of college, 3 IT certifications, 6 years of IT experience, all to learn how to turn on a surge protector. What fucking magic.’

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    Sasuke works in the IT department at a small university. Naruto is a professor at the university, who seems to always have computer problems!

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    After running into his stupid (hot) idiotic (gorgeous) coworker at the bar, Sasuke agrees to go home with him and has an unexpectedly fun night between the sheets.

    NSFW extended scene from my fic "ID10T Error". Might help to have read the fic, but not necessary.

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    Naruto enjoys a specially curated event for his 21st birthday.

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    Naruto is an uninhibited, unapologetic, reckless force of chaos that wipes out everything in his path. He is your best friend or your worst enemy, either way Sasuke just can't look away.

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    Tumblr prompt: You are an assassin. A little girl person has just come up to you, handed you all her pocket money and asked you to kill her abusive relative.

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    Tumblr prompt: Most people spend their entire lives waiting in line for the fountain of youth. If you drink from the fountain without first waiting in line, you’re sent to jail until you reach the age you were before drinking. This is your 6th time going to jail.

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    *originally posted on ff.net under username IroncladChanning* - ABANDONED THERE

    "The page is covered in a handwriting he recognizes as not his, the letters are jerky and slanted. The words are disturbing to read yet, he can’t stop himself from reading these secret thoughts.
    ‘I have something inside me.’ It read. ‘It takes over when I am weak. I am told I am sick. I am told I am different. Yes, is all I can say. I am different. I am different because my peers want to silence this thing inside, but I want to let it out. I want it to be free. I want to be free. Does this make me the monster?’
    He picks up a pen and writes down on the bottom of the page in his boxy, clear style.
    ‘Who is the real prisoner here?’"

    The Great Mother blessed the world by bearing two half-human sons, Himura and Hagoromo, thus giving humans God-like power. Hundreds of years later and The Great Mother no longer walks the earth. Her Descendants fight among each other with no love or trust between the clans. Naruto just wants to live his life normally and not be so angst-y all the time but Sasuke can't let him.

    10/16/2017 - This story has been re-written and is not the same. Please start from the beginning

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    Fragments of moments where Hitoka's and Kiyoko's friendship morphs into something else.

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    2/?
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    'Somewhere, Sober Me is inside and telling my body to stop moving. To not find that Object of Desire. Do not pass go. Do not collect $100 dollars.
    Do not touch the diplomat’s son.
    Drunk Me tells Sober Me to shut up. Future Me rejoices.'

    In which Sasuke finally submits to his selfish desires.

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    “You have 24 hours to FIX THIS.” The beast yells as a little bit of spit flies from its mouth.

    I nod, dumbly. I’m fucked.

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    One-Shot secret santa submission for SNS-Xmas. I was given fenheart87 and my prompts were; Snow, Vacation, Kitten, and Soup.

    This is a short story about how I think these two would grow up together in a modern setting.

    Excerpt:
    “What are you two doing? Would you like me to make you some lunch? I just made this great tomato bisque recipe Sasuke! I know how much you love tomatoes! We could make some grilled cheese to go along with it!” Kushina putters along, talking a mile a minute in her normal fashion, leaving no time to answer her any one of her thousands of questions.
    Naruto and Sasuke collectively groan….just not loud enough for Kushina to hear.
    They both want to live to see middle school, you know.

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    Sasuke has many regrets. People say time heals the pain, but It's been 10 years and he still finds new things to regret about past events.

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    He had chosen to stay a virgin because he knew that the "regular" things that excited others just didn't do much for himself. He didn't want to be disappointed much less to disappoint his partner with his lack of excitement, therefore he kept to himself until he was of age to safely look for what he needed.

    Sasuke ended up being what he needed.

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    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    15
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